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Don't you ever presume to know what I am
Paging Dr. SexyIndependent Gabriel RP blog, and always up for a chat with anyone who stops by.
The Trickster (Loki, if you like) formerly known as the Archangel Gabriel. I skipped out of Heaven and never looked back. Instead of being Daddy's little messenger, now I get to spend my time eating candy, lounging in iniquity, and dishing out some just desserts.
I also get to spend eternity with the Hindu Goddess of Destruction. Yeah, you're jealous.
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[Alright, my freaky darlings, back to bed I go. And maybe Gabe will come out of his Lazyboy faster next time.
To my new followers (apparently I still get those) YO WHAT UP WELCOME TO WEEKLYWORLDNEWS. Feel free to browse the blog, but anyone who knows me these days can tell you I’m very rarely here. Askbox is always open, though, so feel free to drop a line.]
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"How was I supposed to?! 'Hi, hello, you seem nice but are you a murderer?!'"
“Your call on that one. Would’ve even give you a straight answer. That one’s easy.”
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Striking’s one word for it. Honestly, jaani, you make me look nice.
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"You had me fooled," she muttered. "I--I can't be friends with you anymore."
“Fooled? Who was fooling? You didn’t ask. I did share a sundae with you, squirt, and that’s saying something.”
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Something like that, yeah.
Striking’s one word for it. Honestly, jaani, you make me look nice.
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You bet I do.
Striking’s one word for it. Honestly, jaani, you make me look nice.
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Striking’s one word for it. Honestly, jaani, you make me look nice.
yourstorynotours replied to your post:exit-stage-crowley replied to your post:She gaped….
Honestly they used to happily murder each other for us, then they act surprised that we enjoy it.
Says the chick with the skirt made out of arms.
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Now that’s more like a welcome party.
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yourstorynotours replied to your post:exit-stage-crowley replied to your post:She gaped....
Honestly they used to happily murder each other for us, then they act surprised that we enjoy it.
Says the chick with the skirt made out of arms.
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She stared at him. "You're awful," she murmured.
“Never said I wasn’t. Now you’re shocked.”
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exit-stage-crowley replied to your post:She gaped. "You're a murderer?!"
You’ve kill plenty of humans too, Darling. We both have.
Well, yeah, but it’s not murder.
Human on human action, that’s murder.
A god killing a human, that’s just a Tuesday.
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Rest? At night? Only if you let me.
Only because it wasn’t your family being a buncha jackasses.
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Now that’s more like a welcome party.
Well, gee, should I get the candles?
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"You should never kill for /fun/," she snapped, backing away from him. "It's evil."
“Evil, shmevil. It’s them getting what’s coming to them.”
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Lori sputtered, eyes wide. "But--I thought--I thought you were n-nice."
“And? What part of giving you ice cream has anything to do with how many jerkoffs I kill for fun?”
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Exactly. I’m always right--don’t you know that by now?
Oh, there you are dear. I wondered where you ran off too.
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Only because it wasn’t your family being a buncha jackasses.
Oh, there you are dear. I wondered where you ran off too.
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