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SHE PLAY WITH MY NUTS LIKE FUSHIGIS

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Getplume has disabled comments on their ads after people started using them to warn that its a predatory service, so this is your reminder that plume charges you 99 dollars a month for shit that places like planned parent hood charge way less and not monthly for, and actively spread misinformation about major health effects of hrt, such as whether or not estrogen can cause infertility in trans women (it usually does, but plume says it doesnt)

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how is jerma able to do like billion dollar streams with rented cranes and a literal house tv set and get twitch sponsored and gets 75k-100k viewers on these streams and yet he almost never trends nor is he recognizable to the wider web. people not recognizing him in that ai murder reddit post and not recognizing him as the imposter is sus guy... hes like the twitch version of that joke abt the drummer from imagine dragons being famous and yet nobody would recognize him on the street

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Max Ernst – La mer et le soleil, 1926

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happy birthday to the song of the decade

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my phone while im expecting a call from my mom in the er: random number

me: answers just in case

the number:

Hello, we've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty

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okay for real new uquiz: where are you on the boytoy to trophy husband scale?

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in this life you either die penis serious or live long enough to see yourself become penis delirious

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The Lighthouse, version 1

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did you know tesla has been building gigantic lithium-ion batteries, for grid storage, like, in australia, and texas?

well, the one in australia is on fire, spewing toxic smoke

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Two Tickets To Faroe, Please by Artem RHADS