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My husband and I had spent three months apart, and then an entire week in bed.

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Yes please, Master.. x.x (Hopefully all of you realize I’m not just a domme, I’m also subby af and my bf is my Master just as much as I am his Mistress.. Rrrr..)

i want a girl sitting in my lap, hands bound behind her back, legs spread open by mine as I edge her until she’s dripping, her mind fogs over, and the vibe I slide into her is all she can think about

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Oh my god, I was born in the late 90s but this was my childhood. Shiiiit.

“too young to be a 90s kid but close” aesthetic:

-nyan cat, llams with hats

-owls. everybody loves owls–

-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops…jean skirts with… leggings…. dc shoes… shell shoes…

those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.

-morning circle. playing 7 up at school.

-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was… was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.

-crimp your hair bitch… or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-

-bakugan and tech decks

-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.

-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off… memorizing cheat codes… square circle square-

-the fucking wii… making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn… then skype

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game… let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”

-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?

-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!

- I LIke to move it move it…

-POPTROPICA

-where the sidewalk ends from the school library… with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS

-leapfrog

-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.

-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen

-🎶 we the peoplee… in order to form a more perfect union…🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Rant

This is unrelated to anything gentle femdom or sexual or anything like that.. but I just wanna know does anyone else fucking hate it when you’re pissed at your significant other so you go to rant to a friend and they start pigging backing on your rant as if that gives them permission to bash your SO?

Like, no, bitch.. I am mad at him.. I didn’t give you permission to be mad at him.. Relationships aren't as simple as "oh hey, you were mean to me, you must be a total dick and I should break up with you" like.. nah.. just because I fought with my boyfriend doesn't mean he's a total dickwad and I should break up with him.. fights happen.. and people are allowed to make mistakes and fuck up..

So don't tell me that my boyfriend is an asshole... if I wanna say he's an ass, that's fine.. but if I just say how he fucked up, that doesn't give you permission to insult him or tell me that I should break up with him.. I never asked for your opinion, I just wanted you to listen to me vent so I could clear my head and figure out what the fuck to do.. if I wanted your advice, I'd ask for it..

tldr; My boyfriend might be an asshole... but he's my asshole.. and you don't get to determine that by the things that I tell you.. so don't disrespect him without my blatant permission..

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

When Sub Boys Play Dumb

Okay so what I mean by this is like... when sub boys pretend to not know what sex is or how to do it and you have to “teach” them and my favorite thing ever is just.. asking my boy “do you wanna play a game with Mistress..?” And of course he says yes so like I start by making him fondle my breasts and he’s just so innocent and sweet and hesitant because he kinda knows that it’s “bad” but then you just reassure him it’s okay and like just... yesss... and then you start to touch his cute little cock through his pants and he starts saying things like “M-mistress... I feel.. I feel so funny when you touch me there..!” And fuck it’s so cute. And you just keep adding more and more things until you’re fucking your precious boy and he’s crying out “Mistress I love this game..! I want to feel good with you always like this..!” And it’s just fucking cute and honestly I’d do it forever.

Sidenote: despite the fact that the sub may be acting like an innocent child, this kink should not be confused with some kind of pedophilia.

I would never try to coerce a child into “playing a game” with me like this and this should only be done between consenting adults.

Pedophilia is disgusting and harmful to innocent children who frankly are not mature enough to consent to sexual activities.

This kink is strictly about being innocent LIKE a child would be in this context, but not actually BEING a child.

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

FUCK yes. My boyfriend is a switch and is taller than me and he’s got a really bushy beard and he looks fucking masculine af and I LOVE it because god damn when he gets subby it’s the cutest shit ever like one minute he could be domming me and the next he’s begging me to cum and I’m just like FUUCCK...

I see so many male subs that are insecure bc they’re tall or bulky or bigger than their female partners, and I just wanna say that that?? is some bullshit. Like hell yes, gimme a huge mountain man who drops like a stone when I tell him to kneel. Gimme someone taller and larger that looks up at me like I hung the moon in the sky. Gimme a man who could pick me up without any effort whimpering when I tell him he’s not allowed to come.

So basically I have a lot of love for subby guys, of all shapes, builds and sizes. ❤️

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

I dunno why but this just made me laugh a shit ton

*in cowboy voice* Who’s tiddy I gotta succ to succ some tiddy round these parts?

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Boys moaning~ yes

Boys whimpering~ Yes

Boys begging~ YEs

Boys moaning, whimpering, and begging~ YES

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

ugh. my dash is dry!!!

i need blogs to follow that absolutely DO NOT INCLUDE ANY of the following:

-excessive spit

-sissification

-incest

-r*pe fantasy

-sexualisation of lgbt+ as a kink

-hardcore fem domme

-kicking/slapping/punching

-hate on dd/lg or cg/l

-supporting minors in kink

blogs that DO INCLUDE some of the following:

-soft shy boys

-kind dommes

-love of aftercare

-casual gfd

- soft dd/lg

-little space

-soft pet play

if you could recommend your fave blogs to me that fit these guidelines i’d appreciate it!!!

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

That Feeling When...

... you identify as a straight girl, but sometimes you see a woman who just makes you swoon... Literally, I love men.. I could look at many many many men for hours.. I’m dating a man.. I love him to death. I’d never date a woman. (For various reasons.) But sometimes.. I just hear a woman sing... or I see how perfect their hair is.. or something... and it’s VERY specific people.. and I’m just like “god DAMN.” Women who make me swoon: Amy Lee from Evanescence Lzzy Hale from Halestorm. Rachel Taylor from She Is We (formerly He Is We) Mykie aka Glam and Gore on youtube This one girl named Alyssa who I met at an open mic night who just sang like an angel and ngl was pretty hot

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Neon Gravestones - Twenty One Pilots

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Kinda Don’t Love Sissification In Femdom

Am I the only one who doesn’t like male subs being all dressed in girly things? Like, I’m all for subby boys, but why do subby boys have to dress like girls to be subby? I swear, that’s all I ever see... panties and pink and lace and other frilly things.. I want to see some more masculine, tough looking guys submitting to their female doms. Like, it seems kinda sexist in a way? Like, that guys can only be submissive if they look like women/girls? Like, that’s sexist not only to men, but to women as well. I’m not really upset because people like what they like, I guess, but I just wish there were more artists and people posting about their masculine looking subboys(or OC subboys) getting dominated by these small by comparison women. My boy is taller than me and he’s real scruffy with his beard, and he can be pretty dominant towards me sometimes(being a switch), but it is the absolute cutest thing when this skyscraper of a man kneels down and begs for me to play with him. Like, I’m the type of person who would bring this guy shopping and find him really handsome, masculine clothing and then bring him home and rip him out of them, using things like suspenders as ways to dominate him.. like, if someone would draw me a tall(like around 6′3), average bodied guy in slacks and suspenders with a full beard, kneeling in front of his 5′6 chubby girlfriend/wife who is wearing a cute sundress while she smirks at him, snapping his suspenders.. like.. I’d love you forever. Ahaha.

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Mood RN

So my boyfriend is asleep right now, and well, he lives in another country so I can only message him through discord or whatever and I’m just really horny.. and I kinda want to wake him up and fuck around but like.. who knows if he’ll even wake up? And I’ve just been thinking about gentle femdom stuff and like, oof. This will not be the last post from me tonight, I have a lot of my mind and this is kinda my outlet because nobody I know would want to listen to me talk about shit like this.

[weepingwillowswitchbitch]

Hey Guys!

I’m a 20 year old switch girl and I’ll probably be posting all about my sexual interests and preferences. :) I’m mostly submissive, but sometimes I get a dominant fire inside me and just love to play with my boy. I do already have a boyfriend, he’s also a switch, so I am not available! I won’t be posting any pictures of myself either, but I’ll definitely post a lot about me otherwise. Thanks!