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weird how quick fascists went from “the world is overpopulated. close your legs. stop having kids.” to “pop out 3 babies right now. you have no choice. you have to. it’s your duty and your only purpose.” when they realized they might not have enough vulnerable individuals to exploit in the labor force if the birth rate continues declining
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YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)
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who is out here licensing Le Petit Prince labubus????
#uruguayans.#not kidding#i saw a bunch of le petit prince merch today in the farmacia and the stationary store
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life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly
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Brought to you by my intense love of k.d. lang's version of Hallelujah (originally by Leonard Cohen).
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mmmmmm this apple so crisp now i know why pigs kill and cook themselves to eat it
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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard
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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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Stepping into my mind palace
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duuude let's watch kpop demon slayers on netflix and maybe we'll doordash some crumble cookies and then we can hop on marvel rivals I just got a new controller on amazon
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every time someone is asked to describe what they consider to be positive masculinity (hardworking, protective, whatever) they are at a loss when the follow up question is "okay but what makes these positive characteristic masculine? women have them too"... it's almost as if it's all patriarchal bullshit lol
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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