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Ignoring the different game franchise at the bottom, this is how we live, breath and die as the Commander-doomed to forever chase a dumb prickly Choya boy.

This is how we do it in this fandom.

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destiny’s edge: snaff was an honorable man. he died with dignity. in the line of battle there is not any greater honor.

snaff: I’LL EAT YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS BITCH!!! -bites into a lemon and unloads a full clip into table-

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agent kito: commander PLEASE we are literally under attack rn

commander: yeah i KNOW kito that’s why i said i wanted to buy something “real quick” cmon

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Not everyone gets an equally fun job

This poor agent.

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Rhyv: "This looks like a good spot..."

me, mockingly: "This looks like a good spot" yeah, sure. And are we just going to ignore the huge ass motherfubbing World boss that's literally two feet from where you're kneeling in the sand, fluff-twit?

Titania: Maybe I was the illusion all along! >:)

Me, mockingly: “Maybe I was the illusion all along”, Shut up Tania!

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Laranthir’s instagram would be of the vigil and his pets. 

Canach’s would be of his gambling winnings, lux goods he wasted said winnings on and himself in various states of undress

Trahearnes’s would be of the Commander, his cats and cool dead things he found.

Caithe’s would probably be of weapons.

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I forgot Sylvari don’t have swimsuits

So the Commander is just streaking around stark fuckin’ naked, his whole butt out

Though to be fair, I’m not sure who would tell the Commander, slayer of dragons, executioner of gods, to put some pants on. Maybe Kasmeer.

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i like how gw2 started as a game about fighting dragons and now its about some angry zombie guy who is implied to have fucked a choya

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All the while they zoom around the world on large beasts of transport, cussing out whichever big bad rears its ugly head next

sylvari commander as sapling: what, i must kill an elder dragon :(? that is impossible and so difficult, i can barely fight a dead skritt, how i am destined to fight being that might be unkillable!

sylvari commander now: i really wish that my goal was as simple as killing an elder dragon but nooooo, things can never be that simple, instead i gotta stop a sentient jerky from drowning the world in beetles and MEANWHILE i need to gently ensure that the dragons throwing temper tantrums do not get killed and do not cause too much destruction!!

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“JOKO’S BORED. LET’S PICK UP THE PACE.”

Bugs and frustration over disconnects and server issues aside, Long Live the Lich fulfilled my wish to add even more problems to my Commander’s ever-increasingly unstable psyche.

Worth the extra month of waiting, in my opinion. ANet has upped my standards for story

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what I say: Anet please introduce a way to make our relationship with the members of Dragon's Watch closer it would add inmersion and it would provoke endless narrative possibilities

what I mean: look I just. want to fucc Canach okay. fucc the whole cactus man.

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I went back and started playing Nightfall again and I feel like it’s worth noting that the Commander is continuing a proud tradition of saying Literally Anything to get out of an awkward conversation

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I want an enemy to play on the fact that the commander isn’t doing so hot.

Because you know that they know that the commander is suffering, is hurting, is sick and tired.  They aren’t as strong as they used to be, in more ways than one, and they can’t keep going forever.

Maybe a foe who looks like a friend.

“You aren’t well, Commander.”

Maybe they even orchestrate a little getaway for our dear commander.

“You should rest, Commander.”

They only care about the commanders well-being, right?  Of course, they’re a friend, and you can’t fight evil when you are so drained.

“I’ll keep watch, Commander, they’ll all be safe, Commander, I’m on your team, Commander.”

Heck, you probably can’t even see evil when you are so drained.

“Go ┱ ⱺ sleep, Ƈoᶬmἀnȡer.”

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If this isn't a mood, I don't know what is

I have witnessed absolute chaos

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The most furr-ocious furby this side of Tyria

Watching a 3 hour lws1 video on youtube and I turned on the subtitles aND