#lumberjack!logan if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.
Some sfw domestic Logan hcs bc im trying to keep my children FED while I start my new job:
I desperately need to talk about Logan mowing the lawn bc like,,,
You KNOW he refuses to use the fancy ass riding mower and insists he uses the push mower. He always does it shirtless and sweats to the point he glistens. (you always watch from the window and have an ice-cold beer ready for him when he comes inside).
He's also super stubborn if anything in the house breaks, like this man does not believe in calling people or watching tutorials. Logan Howlett is going to DIY this shit if it kills him.
He also grills with his claws. Like hot dogs just like skewered on his claws and you hate it but also deal with it as long as he doesn't do it in front of your neighbors.
he has an apron that says "my meat is going in your mouth today" (it was a gift. probably from deadpool)
You like to bring him to IKEA because he's strong enough to carry the furniture, but he thinks its dumb ("I can make all of this shit for a quarter of the price, and hell, I'll give it a name you can actually pronounce..." and "if you don't need tools to build it, that shit's not real furniture")
At first, Logan only lets you be the big spoon bc he saw how happy it made you, but after a while, he started to request it like once in a blue moon. You call yourself his little jetpack, and those nights are the best sleep he gets (he would never admit this)
[a/n: gender neutral! reader; divider by thecutestgrotto :) ]
Logan loves autumn. He loves the cool weather, warm pies, and how liquor tastes better by a fireplace.
He also loves seeing you in his clothes, which always happens more when the season changes; he'd always offer his outer layers, and he could smell you on them for days after you wore them. He likes to joke you always wear his denim better than he does.
Carving pumpkins with you was always fun; Logan would watch you fumble with the tiny little knife, smiling at you until you'd roll your eyes and hand it over.
SNIKT. A roughly carved design of a wobbly bat in your pumpkin, although he'd get better at carving with his claws as years went on
You love apple picking with Logan; the way he holds the small of your back as he leans over you, his muscles flexing as he reaches upwards and plucks them off of branches.
Logan makes his own apple pie moonshine, which the two of you like to give as gifts during the season.
"Y'know, Halloween used t'be super different. Slashed tires and soapy windows," he'd ramble, sitting on your porch. "But you do look damn good in those costumes"
Every few years, one of the kids goes as Logan for Halloween: a tank, a chunky belt, some boots, some kitchen knives or chopsticks they've painted, and a poor recreation of the signature haircut. He always laughs no matter how old it gets, and has the pictures you forced him to take in a shoebox on the shelf.
The two of you snuggle up on the beat-up sofa, under a big blanket while you watch seasonal movies. With all the shit he's seen, Logan doesn't find scary movies even a little bit frightening, but he'll smile at you while you cringe into his chest, a casual arm wrapped around your shoulder and the other throwing caramel corn into his mouth.
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