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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?

This might help put things into perspective. 😅

But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.

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Weeeeeell...

Nope.

I’m replaying Sun Haven and boy they sure added a lot since last time. Why is there a mindflayer in my cozy fantasy farming game?!

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I’m replaying Sun Haven and boy they sure added a lot since last time. Why is there a mindflayer in my cozy fantasy farming game?!

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I'M OBSESSED!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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every time i eat with my rhamp in Path of Titans i just amaze at how much of a seagull this tiny pterosaur is. girl that meat chunk is bigger than your body.. girl stop.

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Doomscrolling Save Point

hey relax for a second and watch the cat

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Hi, fellas! 😘

Time for some Fizzarolli appreciation! My favorite character! 😍

Reblog if you think that the imp on the right is just as beautiful as the imp on the left:

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"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

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Someday I’m gonna have to write a book about all the prime crop of batshit crazy e-mails we get. Right now there’s a person who is upset at another person, and has irrefutable proof of person 2’s general badness.

The proof is ”secret notes hidden in governmental documents, which I have managed to decode”.

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Extremely late but .. Happy Pride to all of you beautiful people!

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greener where you water it or whatever

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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There’s been a huge uptick in students caught with hidden notes during physical exams, and it can’t be proven but it’s probably because they thought they were just going to fly past on home exams by using AI only to realize too late that they’re not getting that option 😒

Oh yeah, loads of those getting caught too, often because they forget/don’t even bother to check if the references are real or hallucinated by the happy ’puter.

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Mah boi! Looking amazing!

light Jak