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weinermoney · 8 hours
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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weinermoney · 2 days
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murph: you gotta honor the cock
everyone else:
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weinermoney · 2 days
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Endless Fantasy High
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weinermoney · 3 days
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WATCH THIS VIDEO
a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.
bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.
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weinermoney · 3 days
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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weinermoney · 3 days
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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weinermoney · 3 days
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weinermoney · 3 days
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weinermoney · 3 days
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The criteria for “addiction” being “dopamine” is so incredibly stupid it had to have been invented by the people that try to say porn addiction is real thing
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weinermoney · 3 days
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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that
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weinermoney · 3 days
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A nice shower and the day can begin...
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weinermoney · 3 days
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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weinermoney · 3 days
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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users
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weinermoney · 3 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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weinermoney · 3 days
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sam reich is like the joker for internet micro celebrities (complementary)
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weinermoney · 3 days
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Taylor Swift personally oversaw the torture of each individual poet to assure that the department conformed to her artistic vision
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