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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

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The New York Times (Nov. 21, 1966)

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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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Out of Touch

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Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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okay yall werent lying about the character tags on this website being fucking insane. someone tagged my ‘let female characters be bad with kids’ post as

and i’m not fucking with you right now

#trans stewie griffin

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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

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theyre starting the part of the remodel where they tear walls apart next week but at least we FINALLY got all our FUCKING stock moved out the way and maybe now I can finish my art projects because im not spending all day heaving boxes around. Please. I beg you

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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look