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The bigger the gag, the harder I get.

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Today's look: nautical prep.

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More fun at the bar with a nosy sleuth who was asking the wrong questions to the wrong people.

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It was the yatch theif's favorite game. Once he had the deck hands bound with rope, whichever one could take the bigger ball gag kept his shorts on.

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Captured boat bros ready to take orders.

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The detective duo was investigating an old empty manor when they came across a dusty grandfather clock that gave them both an eerie sense of deja vu. Suddenly from behind came the sharp click of a revolver being cocked, and a man's deep voice said "alright boys, put your hands up over your heads and get down on your knees. I don't want to hear a word." In a few minutes when both bros were bound to chairs and had ballgags stuffed in their mouths the memory came to them that they had been captured just like this 20 years before. Only this time it was clear they weren't going to get free so easily.

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The crooked park ranger found the two bros hanging out at the lake one afternoon drinking beers, without anyone else around. When they asked why he was arresting them he barked at the bros to shut up and put on the handcuffs. The park ranger then order the bros to strip off their shoes and shorts and get down on the ground on all fours. He pulled out a couple of ballgags and stuffed one in each bro's mouth before stepping back and admiring his prize. The park ranger had hours before anyone would wonder where he was at.

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The frat bros were hosting a spring break get-together for their buddies at a beachside rental house. A jealous classmate who never got over being turned down by the frat heard about the plans and decided to get his revenge. Before the other guys got to the house, the classmate snuck in and forcibly tied up and gagged the frat president and vice president. The classmate left them struggling by the pool and waited for the other frat bros to trickle in, unaware of the all night bondage party they were actually getting themselves into.

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The crooked lawyer knew the opposing paralegal team was working late on the eve of the trial. Knowing he couldn't win, the lawyer instead grabbed one of the bros as he got out of his car and forced the young man to lead him into the office. Once inside, the crooked lawyer rounded up the rest of the team and bound them to chairs, one by one strapping a gag over their mouths. Then the lawyer stood back to decide which bro to extract information from first. He picked the team leader, loosened his belt, and pressed the young man down over the boss's desk and got to work.

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Not getting what he need from the paralegal bros despite his best efforts, the crooked lawyer figured he needed to get the boss attorney instead. So he snapped a couple pictures of the bros tied up together and sent them to the boss's number, which he got from them after a little prodding. He sent instructions to the boss. Come downtown, don't talk to anyone, walk in with your hands up and no one gets hurt. When the boss arrived, he was pushed into his office and onto his desk, tied tightly and had a blue ball gagged stuffed in his mouth. The crooked lawyer then got started extracting information in a creative fashion.

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The sleuths broke into the bank after hours to find evidence it was all a front for organized crime. Turns out the evidence found them. A banker on the mob's payroll followed one sleuth down into a file room and poked his pistol into the small of the bro's back. "On your knees" the mobster whispered in the bro's ear and then left him gagged and bound while he tracked down the other sleuth. In short order the other bro was caught too, but this time the banker ordered him to strip down to his boxers and tank before tying him up. The banker stepped back to admire his catch, taking note of how good the bro looked from behind in ropes and a gag.

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The pizza store manager knew that Wednesdays were slow days for delivery orders. He clocked out early and then called in a couple fake orders to an address that was for an empty warehouse on the edge of town. The handsome delivery bro was confused when he arrived and found the manager there to greet him, and even more surprised when the manager suddenly pushed him against the wall and pinned his arms behind his back and began tying him up. But the surprise turned to dread when he was gagged and walked over to the manager's station wagon only to see his coworker already there, tied up and moaning through a gag of his own. "I've got an order for each of you tonight" the manager said, laughing as he closed the hatch with the bros in the back.

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The Iron Executive {T.I.E}

Muscle Dad Under Control

Dude, it's bad. Real bad. My dad's mind has been taken over by some hypnotist who's turned him into a total satin shirt-loving, muscle-obsessed, workaholic. And get this, this mind controller is so smug about it, too.

He struts around in his tight dress shirt and shiny slacks like he's the CEO of the world. I tried to report this person, but who's gonna believe me? My dad's already told everyone that he loves being this guy's employee. It's messed up, man.

And now this creep is talking about making me his next mind control project. No way in hell, my friend. No way in hell.

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Noah Hamilton