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I reach into my garbage can and locate my trash child.

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Shadow and Bone + subtly showing us Kaz’s touch aversion without actually mentioning it

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I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

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Terrible Character Ideas:

A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.

A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they’re really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.

Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. 

A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.

A dark elf who’s afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.

A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they’re going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~

A druid who got involved because they’re the party’s weed dealer.

A werewolf who doesn’t believe in the moon.

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i learned that Binghamton University researchers have been working on a self-healing concrete that uses a specific type of fungi as a healing agent. When the fungus is mixed with concrete, it lies dormant until cracks appear, when spores germinate, grow and precipitate calcium carbonate to heal the cracks (x)

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Anime fans when there’s a kpop documentary: oh my god how can anyone support this

Anime fans when a Jewish person explains why AOT is bad: I can’t read. Suddenly I can’t see.

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Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

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Wild animals reacting to a mirror

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Uh holy shit??

I did this at midnight excuse how dark it is I’m just EXCITED

This is the first time I’ve ever been able to wear the jacket since I started it in 2018 I’m fully crying over here 😭

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i love dnd

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someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

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I laughed really hard when the bunny attacked Fjord, Holy Grail style.

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Sabien watching Fjord arrive and immediately get banned from Darktow:

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Essek, wiping away a single tear as he scrys on the Nein and watches them polymorph a giant frost wyrm into a little turtle and then struggle to contain it:  I have missed these assholes SO much