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Tumblrs getting worse
A surprise to none of us I’m sure. I’ll be reblogging that post about my other socials soon, but Tumblrs’ bad decisions won’t be stopping me from creating the same content you’ve seen in the past. There’s a new site that I’ve been beta-testing and with all the changes on the horizon; it’s time to take the leap.
My page is so pretty! Join me!

The site is still in alpha and you need to be approved by the staff before you can start using the tools but you should check it out!

Open betas supposed to launch around New Years, which is a little late, but Jesus at least it’s prettier than pillowfprt.

Poizen.me
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Patrick Stump & Daryl Hall - Sugar We’re Going Down (Live From Daryl’s House)
i’ve seen loads of these vids and i don’t think i’ve ever seen them so into a song
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Let me guess. It’s some man…who talks…a lot. He talks so much that he thinks he believes in something. And really just…wants to fuck who he wants to fuck. I’ve seen it enough. I’m just…tired. I’m just bored. Of men like you. You think I don’t see you for who you really are? A fragile little man. Preying on the weak and the lost […] I’ve heard it. And I don’t care. I’d rather sit here and listen to the rain.
BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE (2018) dir. Drew Goddard
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This fight always reminds me that Jackie Chan is truly a modern day Chaplin/Keaton. When recognizing physical comedians, Jackie has to be considered a modern king. This concept is so simple. STICKY FLOOR. That’s about it. And yet he makes absolute magic out of it. He gives us a solid fight sequence, genuine humor and some cheeky, sexy stuff. Everything you want, really. This fight might not be the most ferocious action sequence he’s done but, as far as comedic ideas go, this one is up there I think. It’s great.
The fight is from The Myth which I’m not going to post a link to because it’s not very good. It has three great action sequences in it (including this one). Track it down at your own peril.
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hurling yourself off of cliffs is the most effective way to travel across the Storm Coast and no one can convince me otherwise
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An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier
follow @the-future-now
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Venetian Masks
@sixpenceeeblog @sixpenceee
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Indian Poet Aranya Johar is challenging society’s beauty norms — and going viral because of it
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So I learned my new favorite history fact in my AP US class today. It’s hilarious and goes a bit like this
In 1989, President Bush sent troops to Panama to capture the dictator and drug lord, Manuel Noriega. But Noriega had fled to (I had to look up the full name) the Apostolic Nunciature of the Holy See. The troops couldn’t exactly get in, so they surrounded the place and has to wait him out, or somehow force him out. And it’s crazy how they did it. The literal United States Navy SEALs did this And it is real history
They blasted rock and roll music for days until he gave up
Apparently, Noriega only liked opera, so this annoyed him. But it gets better. The playlist was not only obnoxiously loud and obnoxiously American, it had a sense of irony. Here are some highlights:
Danger Zone Freedom Fighter Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down Give It Up I Fought the Law and the Law Won If I Had a Rocket Launcher Nowhere to Run Panama Paranoid Prisoner of Rock and Roll Rock and a Hard Place Stay Hungry They’re Coming to Take Me Away This Means War Wanted Dead or Alive
And my personal favorite, and a thing that actually happened: Never Gonna Give You Up
I just… Imagine the board meeting “Huh, how are we going to force this guy out of hiding?” “Oh, I have an idea! Why don’t we blast loud rock music?” “That just might work! And we should do it with a sense of irony, just to make it funnier!”
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