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If you don’t choose a corner piece, you’re not human 

Death by Brownies 

( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

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what exactly was he on

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

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Story time. When we were still allowed to leave our houses, my friend and I started calling our choir teacher by his first name, David. So now whenever he walks down the halls, there’s just a chorus of “Hey, David!” There’s something very unsettling about twenty fifteen-year-olds calling an adult by his first name.

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America’s Got Talent auditions be like

what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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THE GOAT OF MENDES

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Snappy

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ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

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Well, this will haunt my nightmares. Thank you, by the way, you little shit.

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I’ll. . . .be ........... there. IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOO

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

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Do you guys remember the guy who made a curtain out of these?

what do we want

when do we want it

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So today in history my teacher gave us a project to design a "perfect" government, and then did an example where the leader wasn't called the president he was called 'Yeet Jesus'

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Today at school there was this guy with freakin smarties in his pockets and he asked everyone if we wanted some drugs, and then when we said no he would crush it up and SNORT IT and a bunch of his friends got into it too and he had endless smarties and by lunch there was a black market for smartie snorting because the teachers told them to stop so naturally everyone started doing it and the teachers always took the candy but he NEVER RAN OUT ITS LIKE HE HAS A PORTAL IN HIS POCKET AND IS CONJURING THEM FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

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I hate it when someone compliments me and then just stands there and waits for a response like what the hell do you want me to say Karen? Should I compliment you on your compliment? Go away before I have to say something

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My dad has this friend Iden and he has longer hair so he dressed up as Janet from the Good Place and his wife dressed up as Bad Janet and they were so proud

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So today is Halloween and my dad took us trick or treating and instead of saying "alright, we should head home" he kept dragging us to ALL the lit up houses and didn't stop until my sister was dead on her feet I got like two pounds of candy and my dad was saying "I'm so proud of you" and then started making plans for next year

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A hair day

My frizzy, curly hair: is soft and silky for once

My friends: Ooohh can I touch it

People in Nebraska: ooh can i touch it

My dead ancestors: ooh can I touch it

Me: