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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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The fbi dude in my computer must be REALLY behind on my life because my computer is so slow
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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I get so confused when I see a dragonfly weaving through the cars at an intersection: and no I'm not gonna go sayin "but then I realize *there's a body of water nearby*" like, fucking no. thIs iS ARIZ0NA. WHAT THE FUUUK IS WATER ?!?! I'VE BEEN DEHYDRATED SINCE I WAS BORN.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Do you ever wonder if you've seen an animal or bug of some sort that hasn't been discovered yet? Like you are the first person to ever see it but you just go "it's just another bug" so nobody else knows about it exact other people who had done the same thing.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Ya know how the new trend for guys is to wear their pants and shorts below their ass cheeks?
Well
I am so tempted to just stick a finger in their ass
I mean. They wanna show it off n' they don't care about disrespecting girls like that. Why not do the same.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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9 Things That Would Make the World a Better Place
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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So uh. This guy in class.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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I wish I could leave bus drivers good reviews. Because I get bus drivers that are amazing and funny and talkative and they joke around with people. Like. I wanna give them a fucking raise man. They're so nice
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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What's the plural of toothbrush?
Is it toothbrushes
Or teethbrush.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Okay so I get this is just a shower thoughts post but do you know how incredible that would be. We really would solve world hunger. Yes there's water and feeding and cropping but theres the jobs for the homeless. They can do all that and sell it to other also.
We could probably solve world hunger if we traded green grass lawns for small crops of food.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Whenever I say "garage" I always say it as ga(y) rage
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Laying* why would we run for anything but food
gen z culture is running on 5 hrs of sleep, caffeine, and anxiety
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Yes.
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Question. Is your tank actually a bong, fish?
IT’S WEED DAY 4/20 YALL
What a great day to remember that criminalizing and arresting people for smoking marijuana is cruel and unjust
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Help
Ya know that video that has the mom and son hellling at each other and the mom is screaming ALCEHOL and the son is just saying "no she said I can't have water"
Yeah I need to find that
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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So I looked behind me because I could feel somebody looking at me and my cat was sitting on the floor like a cat does in loaf position and I said "yes loaf. What want." and she looked like she was having an execential crisis after I called her a loaf
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Knowledge
Know-ledge
Ledge can = to a boundary
Know your boundaries
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weirdpeopleplayinhell · 6 years ago
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Dude in my class legit grabbed the bag from the dude next to him who was eating and said "" you gonna finish that"
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