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ADHD sucks so bad. You’ll finally do that task you’ve been putting off for weeks or months and then be like “Oh my God, I’ve been laying in bed at night wracked with guilt and disgust at my inability to clean my bathroom sink and it wasn’t even difficult. I’m so stupid.”

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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the summoning

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check out this awesome book i just bought

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they cut off my cursed arm but it regrew a whole body and claims to be the authentic version of myself. what do i do

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water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses

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the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

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never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times