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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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what if we were a demon boy band and we all ran like goofy guys? haha jk...unless? 🤔

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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

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We owe you for capturing this Dan.

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so are we mostly all in agreement that like… SOMEONE is gonna have to get Jean some cologne for his b-day?? or he’s going to have to go out and buy some? because we all flip and freak over Jeremy smelling like some other man’s nasty cologne and Jean’s jealousy but fr

Jean I love you but you’re probably rocking with whatever your deodorant smells like and like a tablespoon of body wash, what with how fast you shower (said with love)…

if you want that boy to smell like YOU in the future you gotta give him something to smell LIKE. rn you smell like laundry detergent

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Kevin’s pro team mates are so scared to stand up to him because he’s THE Kevin Day. Kayleigh Day’s son. Son of Exy. Best striker in the league. The Queen. Then Kevin, Neil, and Andrew all start practicing for the Olympics and everyone is floored to see that two five feet tall dudes are more than willing to smack him upside the head and tell him to shut the fuck up

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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wish i could show u guys how good i cleaned the grout in the shower but i didnt take a before pic, and my work was so exemplary that if i showed u the clean shower you would say no this is a new shower and youre lying for grout clout, and ive had a long week so that would probably be the last straw for me

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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Alright so, Jean jersey number with the Trojans is 29 right ? I was thinking, Kevin's number is 2 and Renee's is 9 right ? So... Jean's is a mix of both of his crushes: Kevin's 2 and Renee's 9 -> 29

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Imagine you’re Jean Moreau fresh out from the Nest, where they only know cruelty & abuse. And your long term crush brings you on a date with him to see fireworks and is reaching for you to say a sweet “i’m glad you came 👉🏻👈🏻” into your ear??? This is such a loverboy behavior, it’s CRAZY! Ofc Jean didn’t let go of Jeremy’s hand the whole time, ofc he did everything to accidentally KISS JEREMY ON THE CHEEK

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"Every Natasha Pulley character is the same"-WELL have you CONSIDERED that they are simply two souls who are destined to find each other in every life??! HAVE YOU??