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"I could fix him" maybe he should fix himself. did you ever think about that
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I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am
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malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?
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i really am fascinated with the db cooper case both bc of the unsolved mystery aspect and because its very, very, very likely that the dude actually just fucking died on his way down and it would be objectively very funny if someone stumbled across his remains, ideally the parachute still cartoonishly attached and the sunglasses on
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Jeff bezos actually has more money than brain cells.
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sorry for being annoying. it will happen again
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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
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my toxic trait is never tracking my periods so every 28 days i gaslight myself into thinking the world is ending when the pms symptoms hit me like a freight train
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listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong
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i spent the whole summer building up and adding onto my dcu (daydream cinematic universe). it’s quite extensive now :-)
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Ah yes…James Madison…gay
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