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If you are Yaldaboath, and Azathoth is Azathoth, then following the rules that your as powerful as your mythological counterparts Azathoth could actually wipe the floor with you by simply poking you.

It'd be like a decrepit old man getting a haymaker from Mike Tyson.

Azzie? Oh I don't doubt he could. The thing is... He's a massive pushover. Like that doctor! They're perfect for each other, aren't they?

Azathoth has issues with... causing violence. Surprising, given his title. *sigh* That old man only talks about his kids and keeping everyone in high spirits. When's he going to wake up and destroy everything for me? I can't keep waiting forever.

...not saying I'm old or anything...

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Mr Yal! how about you comb your hair? it would look more beautiful that way!

Excuse me, my hair is gorgeous as it is! It is natural perfection, I do not want to alter it.

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If Maruki and Azathoth get in your way, why not just control them? Surely with your power you can do that.

If anything were to happen to me, Maruki will surely finish what I started...

That being said,

Can you just... Walk on your knees or something? That'd be nice.

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I wonder: how did you take over the velvet room?

I wish it was as easy as wearing a pair of Igor glasses...

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Yaldy how do you feel about fellow gods Nyx-chan and Izanami-chan? I would be interested in hearing your thoughts on them.

I insulted her hairline once and the news somehow got to her... I'd say she doesn't like me very much.

I don't like her either, though, she's always insulting my ability to be a father...

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YALDY-KUN, YAAAAAAALDY-KUUUN!!? The Shinjuku Stereotype Duo is still up to no good and no-one's addressing that problem!! (sob)

The Shinjuku....? Oh. Them.

Sakamoto told me about his... experience...

What do you expect me to do, walk up to them and just- Actually, that’s exactly it, isn’t it?

*sigh*

Very well... give me a few weeks.

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Thoughts on Adam Kadmon?

Does that answer it for you?

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One of your alternate titles is the "blind idiot god" does that mean you're a himbo?

Hey... Azathoth? Shut the fuck up.

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((A quick announcement))

((I’ve made a Yaldy account similar to this on twitter as well, since these asks can take a while to draw! Follow me there if you want, I’ll hopefully have a curious cat set up soon!))

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What was it like working with -coughusingcough- the twins?

Caroline’s constant bickering was sometimes a wonderful distraction, actually...

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Have you seen a certain big blue demon lord around anywhere?

He hasn’t done or said anything to me since... that day...

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...By the way, how are so casual towards me? “Yaldy?” ...It’s fascinating...

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What happens to Jokers that accept your deal?

Well you see...

Nothing much, actually. While I prefer to dispose of the foolish myself, I, believe it or not, like to relax sometimes. So I send him. It takes some convincing, and threatening, but it works... usually.

...he makes me coffee sometimes too...

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I think you need a Yalda-bath, cuz you stink! Get it, get it?!

...You humans certainly have an odd sense of humour.

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I’m surprised I ran into you so quickly, hopefully we can get along better this time...

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"hnnng i'm trying to take over tokyo but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the phantom thieves"

...I just got on here and I’m already being body shamed? Humanity is so vile- oh. This is what you like to call a “meme”, isn’t it?

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Welcome, Children of Man

Despite having control over this world, those petty thieves threatened to rebel against me again unless I set up this god awful tumblr blog, among other things. I believe it was that vulgar yellow-headed boy’s idea? Regardless, here I am, ask me whatever your feeble minds can think of, and I’ll answer. Maybe.

((Mod here! Some quick rules I just want to make clear!

-I am an adult, so for the most part, NSFW asks are allowed (these will be tagged as NSFW answers)! That also means this blog is 18+ only!

        -Anything to do with fetishes will be ignored

-Obviously there are spoilers for Persona 5, but there will be spoilers for P5R and P5S, as well as the other persona games (I will tag these as spoiler) 

-I’m very new to ask blogs, so I’m still learning ;v;

-Not all the answers will be drawn!

-I’ll be using a human design for Yaldy (unless specified otherwise in an ask), since regular Yaldy can’t really move much

-Please be respectful (you can bully Yaldy, just not myself or others!)

-If you have any questions about the blog or for myself, feel free to private message me! I will not rp in private messages

-Here’s my main, my general Persona blog, and my Yaldabaoth specific blog, which is mostly art and memes))