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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

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There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

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yes, their close platonic relationship in canon is important to me specifically because it's both close and platonic

yes, I also ship them romantically, or as part of a romantic poly ship

I refuse to lock myself into a single interpretation of a fictional relationship when there's multiple interesting ways to view it. I can do both

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

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social media needs to add multiple tiers of blocking someone

I should be able to differentiate between "you seem perfectly nice but I do not enjoy seeing your posts," "you view the world through an ideological framework that I find flawed at best and repellent at worst," and, of course, "I Am Killing You With My Mind"

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Dick stopped reading fanfics before ao3 became a thing so he doesn't know.

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possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

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they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people

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I'm going to scream if I read anything about Jason being the "only one who had Dick as the angry older brother and not the loving one the others had" again.

DICK WAS NEVER AN ANGRY NOR A BAD BROTHER, SHUT UUUUUUUP

If anything, in his Discowing stage he was more serious, but he was never angry, those examples that everyone uses are in situations of HIGH stress or worse, BRAINWASHING.

HE WAS NEVER THAT ANGRY, HE WASN'T A BAD BROTHER TO JASON, NEITHER ON THE ORIGINAL LINE NOR IN THE RECONNECTION.

JUST SHUT UP, LEAVE MY BOY ALONE, HE TRIES HIS BEST

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editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

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You know, more millionaires should skip their 15th mansion and start funding multi-million dollar BL series to live out their gay fanfiction AU dreams—mafia boyfriends, rockstar angst, omegaverse heat cycles. Do something useful with your wealth!

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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Stop trying to be productive