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spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

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all of us waiting for botw2 news at nintendo's E3 showcase on tuesday like

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so in Age of Calamity in the mission where you recruit Daruk he gives Link a "Prime Rock Roast" and instead of the gag being "silly Daruk, people can't eat rocks" Link just nods and starts eating it

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when we needed him most he returned to us…..

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SKYWARD SWORD!!! HD!!!

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Poor people being able to afford healthcare treatment at the expense of hedge fund managers crying on the floor is simply the best thing happening in the world today

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im so pissed. our old doorbell was a stone frog holding an orb on his stomach that would ring the bell if you pressed it. my dad replaced it with one of those bullshit techno apple lookin ringers

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I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

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— Rep. Jim Clyburn

— Rep. Susan Wild

— Rep. Maxine Waters

— Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (in reference to the previous statement by Maxine Waters)

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HE’S GONNA DO IT!

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Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

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Tragically, Yorkshire Museum's Curator Battles have come to an end. Here are some highlights from the grand finale subject of Best Object.

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redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

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Chewing minty gum while wearing a mask like a plague doctor with a beak full of potpourri