well-actually-youre-wrong

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

There’s no more main argument right? Since things are absolutely fine now?~ It’s not like he’s gone around killing people you care about or anything~ Is it awful if Zhao hangs around?

He laughs, gently touching Jodie’s cheek.

Of course it’s whatever you want Handsome~<3 I’ll help you~

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

You fought him? Ahahah and he lived! That’s a little concerning!

He smiles and leans in, kissing his cheek.

I’m not to worried at all~ not when my Jodie is so strong~<3

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Scam feels absolutely elated, holding Jodie as close as he’ll let him.

Yeah the big one with the arena, He seemed pretty ride or die for Well but when he found out he basically just sent him a message that boiled down to ‘I love you , try your best!’… and the husband ones have been completely radio silent! I even sent one divorce papers and he barely cared!~ So what now? Maybe we… get started on that future?~ We’ve got an awful lot of kissing to catch up on!~ <3

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Oh!

Well this was not what he expected, he’d thought Jodie just simply didn’t care if he had to die to achieve his revenge. Knowing that Jodie doesn’t want that is such a relief that he can’t help but start to laugh.

I’m so glad! Jodie I missed you so much!~<3

He smiles and pulls Jodie close suddenly, spinning around with him.

I’m doing what I can to squash down that little error okay, Handsome? Turns out it’s pretty easy he just needs to feel too depressed to try to surface! I really thought with how many people claimed they loved him someone would try to save him or something but no one’s tried! Not Mark or his husbands or children- Even that real huge version of you that swore his heart to him just gave him some niceties in a message and moved on!~ I’m not ready for confetti yet but I’m pretty sure I’ve won!~

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Ohhhhh nothing major~ just basically confirmed you trapped her! But then you came back before he got to say much else~<3

Scam moves a bit closer, looping his arms over Jodie’s shoulders.

He probably argued for not straight up killing him huh? Can’t say I don’t agree with her, seeing as how doing that would have killed me too~!

His smile wavers for a moment.

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

During your fight? I did peek in on that! I mean how could I not?~ Seems Zhao uses she/he pronouns~

He doesn’t stop the physical contact, he was a very touchy guy and he’d missed Jodie more than he was ever going to admit.

Why are you at war with her again? I don’t think you’ve ever actually had the opportunity to tell me~

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Are you busy? If you aren't, can I come over? And if you are, is there a time when I can come over?

Ψ

Hey!~ I’m with Jodie right now but I’ll be free after if you want to meet me then? Is everything okay? This reads with a kinda ‘I’m not okay’ urgency, I’ll be there for you~ I’ve got you Minutes~<3

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Oh?

Scam doesn’t move his hand from Jodie’s shoulder, smiling softly.

Is it Zhao? I know its going to take a long time for you to adjust to that… you didn’t exactly find out in a great way~

He reaches up with his other hand to gently brush through Jodie’s hair, very little concern about getting burnt.

Everything will be fixed! Don’t worry Jodie I’m in your corner and I’ll help you~<3

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

It’s not a problem at all Jodie~ conjuring you up something a little more up to date to wear won’t trouble me in the least!~<3

He tries not to let his concern show as he approaches slowly and places a hand on Jodie’s shoulder to heal him (cure wounds x3 45,43,47 hp returned) He casts prestidigitation to clean Jodie up and Conjures him a clean undershirt, a nice dark blue button down shirt and a comfortable pair of black pants and despite his sense of fashion being wholeheartedly against such a travesty: comfortable black sneakers.

Missed you Handsome~<3 how you holding up? I would’ve come sooner but… you know… trapped for years and all that!~

He laughs a bit.

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Awww you got me! I’m so sad because a Zhao I couldn’t care less about called me names! Do you really think you’re upsetting me? Nah I just think you two and your little secret messages are so adorable in almost a pathetic way so I’m letting you have this! I letting you both pretend things will work out in the end and you two will get your little happy ending!~ I’ve even made sure to provide just sooooo many letters and neither of you are grateful~

My dear Well,

BP KWBIO HC PYWP SC YWRC ECCI OCKWNWPCA TJN OJ GJIU. WTPCN ECBIU UNWLCA SBPY XJQN KNCOCILC AWX WTPCN AWX WIA IBUYP WTPCN IBUYP, B YWRC ECCI GBOPGCOO BI XJQN WEOCILC. BP YWO ECCI ABTTBLQGP PJ LJILCIPNWPC JI HX FBIUGX AQPBCO. WGPYJQUY B BIBPBWGGX CVKCLPCA XJQ SJQGA NCPQNI OJJICN, B WH ECUBIIBIU PJ QIACNOPWIA PYWP XJQN LJQIPCNKWNP YJGAO HJNC KJSCN PYWI B KNCRBJQOGX WOOQHCA.

XJQ YWRC HX OBILCNCOP WKJGJUBCO TJN QIACNCOPBHWPBIU PYC PYNCWP PYWP OLWH GBFCGX YJGAO. BP BO HX YJKC PYWP OWBA BIABRBAQWG TBIAO LBKYCNO PJ EC PBNCOJHC, WIA SBGG IJP PWFC PYC PBHC PJ KWNOC PYNJQUY PYC ACPWBGO JT PYBO HCOOWUC.

As ever, you are the key to my heart.

QITJNPQIWPCGX, B AJ IJP PNQOP WIXJIC OJ QIKNCABLPWEGC BI IWPQNC, WIA WO OQLY LWIIJP PWFC LYWILCO SBPY PYC TBICN ACPWBGO JT SYWP B SBOY PJ ABOLQOO. BI NCUWNAO PJ PYC KNJHBOCO B YWRC HWAC PJ XJQ, PYCNC BO W PJHC B SBOY PJ OYWNC SBPY XJQ. PYBO EJJF BO TJN XJQN CXCO WGJIC, WO B ECGBCRC BI WIX JPYCN YWIAO BP SJQGA EC PJJ AWIUCNJQO TJN PYBO SJNGA JN WIX JPYCN.

B SBGG EC YJKBIU PJ OCC XJQ WUWBI OJJICN NWPYCN PYWI GWPCN. B GJRC XJQ, SCGG.

Yours,

Zhao Dae Foster

Hmmmm~ don’t like that! You know, I’m not stupid, I could translate this if I felt like it~ you made it easy enough!~

But I don’t care!~<3 Has it settled in yet? He’s not coming back and you idiots guaranteed that! At least you’ve done a fraction more then anyone else, with all their big talk I really expected some sort of rescue mission but even Mark didn’t come here for more than a conversation! I was pretty on the nose about no one really caring I guess!~

But that just means I’m here to stay! But you don’t want anything to do with me sooooo….. sucks to be you!

….I see what you’re doing. What a hopeful message! Ahaha ‘be back soon’, yeah sure~<3

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Oh there’s your mistake~! See, the only thing we’ve got an infestation of is Jodies and Zhaos~! So many unnecessary extras! All because your little lover boy couldn’t have the one that’s meant for me! He told you right? How you’re nothing but a sad attempt at filling the very huge hole in his heart where the Jodie from our reality once was?~ it won’t matter! I was able to take over before when I had no one… and now I’ve got two some ones!

Oh right~!

I mean, you’ve probably not really considered this, but to be clear, this body he’s been borrowing to spend time with you? It’s exactly that, borrowed, if you don’t just consider it thievery! It’s mine and I’ve been using it to spend time with my new partner, the Time witch.

:) you seem like the jealous type so I’ll just let you sit on that thought!~

My dear Well,

BP KWBIO HC PYWP SC YWRC ECCI OCKWNWPCA TJN OJ GJIU. WTPCN ECBIU UNWLCA SBPY XJQN KNCOCILC AWX WTPCN AWX WIA IBUYP WTPCN IBUYP, B YWRC ECCI GBOPGCOO BI XJQN WEOCILC. BP YWO ECCI ABTTBLQGP PJ LJILCIPNWPC JI HX FBIUGX AQPBCO. WGPYJQUY B BIBPBWGGX CVKCLPCA XJQ SJQGA NCPQNI OJJICN, B WH ECUBIIBIU PJ QIACNOPWIA PYWP XJQN LJQIPCNKWNP YJGAO HJNC KJSCN PYWI B KNCRBJQOGX WOOQHCA.

XJQ YWRC HX OBILCNCOP WKJGJUBCO TJN QIACNCOPBHWPBIU PYC PYNCWP PYWP OLWH GBFCGX YJGAO. BP BO HX YJKC PYWP OWBA BIABRBAQWG TBIAO LBKYCNO PJ EC PBNCOJHC, WIA SBGG IJP PWFC PYC PBHC PJ KWNOC PYNJQUY PYC ACPWBGO JT PYBO HCOOWUC.

As ever, you are the key to my heart.

QITJNPQIWPCGX, B AJ IJP PNQOP WIXJIC OJ QIKNCABLPWEGC BI IWPQNC, WIA WO OQLY LWIIJP PWFC LYWILCO SBPY PYC TBICN ACPWBGO JT SYWP B SBOY PJ ABOLQOO. BI NCUWNAO PJ PYC KNJHBOCO B YWRC HWAC PJ XJQ, PYCNC BO W PJHC B SBOY PJ OYWNC SBPY XJQ. PYBO EJJF BO TJN XJQN CXCO WGJIC, WO B ECGBCRC BI WIX JPYCN YWIAO BP SJQGA EC PJJ AWIUCNJQO TJN PYBO SJNGA JN WIX JPYCN.

B SBGG EC YJKBIU PJ OCC XJQ WUWBI OJJICN NWPYCN PYWI GWPCN. B GJRC XJQ, SCGG.

Yours,

Zhao Dae Foster

Hmmmm~ don’t like that! You know, I’m not stupid, I could translate this if I felt like it~ you made it easy enough!~

But I don’t care!~<3 Has it settled in yet? He’s not coming back and you idiots guaranteed that! At least you’ve done a fraction more then anyone else, with all their big talk I really expected some sort of rescue mission but even Mark didn’t come here for more than a conversation! I was pretty on the nose about no one really caring I guess!~

But that just means I’m here to stay! But you don’t want anything to do with me sooooo….. sucks to be you!

….I see what you’re doing. What a hopeful message! Ahaha ‘be back soon’, yeah sure~<3

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

My dear Well,

BP KWBIO HC PYWP SC YWRC ECCI OCKWNWPCA TJN OJ GJIU. WTPCN ECBIU UNWLCA SBPY XJQN KNCOCILC AWX WTPCN AWX WIA IBUYP WTPCN IBUYP, B YWRC ECCI GBOPGCOO BI XJQN WEOCILC. BP YWO ECCI ABTTBLQGP PJ LJILCIPNWPC JI HX FBIUGX AQPBCO. WGPYJQUY B BIBPBWGGX CVKCLPCA XJQ SJQGA NCPQNI OJJICN, B WH ECUBIIBIU PJ QIACNOPWIA PYWP XJQN LJQIPCNKWNP YJGAO HJNC KJSCN PYWI B KNCRBJQOGX WOOQHCA.

XJQ YWRC HX OBILCNCOP WKJGJUBCO TJN QIACNCOPBHWPBIU PYC PYNCWP PYWP OLWH GBFCGX YJGAO. BP BO HX YJKC PYWP OWBA BIABRBAQWG TBIAO LBKYCNO PJ EC PBNCOJHC, WIA SBGG IJP PWFC PYC PBHC PJ KWNOC PYNJQUY PYC ACPWBGO JT PYBO HCOOWUC.

As ever, you are the key to my heart.

QITJNPQIWPCGX, B AJ IJP PNQOP WIXJIC OJ QIKNCABLPWEGC BI IWPQNC, WIA WO OQLY LWIIJP PWFC LYWILCO SBPY PYC TBICN ACPWBGO JT SYWP B SBOY PJ ABOLQOO. BI NCUWNAO PJ PYC KNJHBOCO B YWRC HWAC PJ XJQ, PYCNC BO W PJHC B SBOY PJ OYWNC SBPY XJQ. PYBO EJJF BO TJN XJQN CXCO WGJIC, WO B ECGBCRC BI WIX JPYCN YWIAO BP SJQGA EC PJJ AWIUCNJQO TJN PYBO SJNGA JN WIX JPYCN.

B SBGG EC YJKBIU PJ OCC XJQ WUWBI OJJICN NWPYCN PYWI GWPCN. B GJRC XJQ, SCGG.

Yours,

Zhao Dae Foster

Hmmmm~ don’t like that! You know, I’m not stupid, I could translate this if I felt like it~ you made it easy enough!~

But I don’t care!~<3 Has it settled in yet? He’s not coming back and you idiots guaranteed that! At least you’ve done a fraction more then anyone else, with all their big talk I really expected some sort of rescue mission but even Mark didn’t come here for more than a conversation! I was pretty on the nose about no one really caring I guess!~

But that just means I’m here to stay! But you don’t want anything to do with me sooooo….. sucks to be you!

….I see what you’re doing. What a hopeful message! Ahaha ‘be back soon’, yeah sure~<3

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

@vowofvvengeance

Scam, determined to make an entrance, opens a portal in Jodie’s blank grey expanse, dropping through and landing on his feet, multicolored spotlights shining down on him.

Jodie!~<3

Did you wait long? Oh- you look a little rough Handsome~! Want me to heal you up? Maybe get you something a little cleaner to wear while I’m at it~?

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Scam let’s go of Mugen just in time to not be yanked through as well. He laughs watching the portal close behind them.

Guess you’re babysitting! I was going to leave the little guy-gal with Henry but this works!~

He turns to Pretty

Go, shoo, I’ve got a really important date right now so you have got to leave!~

Hello, My name is Martha and We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty! … Aw Father they hung up again! This game is silly, can we play the one where I tell them they won something again?

Mugen hangs up the rotary phone and rocks back and forth where she’s sitting.

(( @well-actually-youre-wrong ))

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

That’s the point Mark!~ I’m not a fighter but I will fight for my Jodie~ Go home Mark, apologize to Minutes and go home!

Scam frowns grabbing Mugen by the collar trying to tug her off ineffectually.

You too Pretty, You can’t delete me so it’s a stalemate in your little game! Find someone else to play with~

Hello, My name is Martha and We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty! … Aw Father they hung up again! This game is silly, can we play the one where I tell them they won something again?

Mugen hangs up the rotary phone and rocks back and forth where she’s sitting.

(( @well-actually-youre-wrong ))

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

Oh I’ll talk about them as much as I want actually~! And sure maybe you know more right now but that’s subject to change Mark, especially since I’m dating Minutes. There will be a point in the near future where I’ll know more and if you can’t handle that then maybe it’s time you look at yourself hmm~? Someone’s jealous their friend has someone else in their life I think! And Good! Even if you did want Jodie It wouldn’t be without a fight!

He frowns

And you Pretty, how many times did you delete someone on Kelsey?! I thought your games were one and done?

Mugen get off her, I’m going to go visit Jodie so I have to find you a babysitter, you made such a mess when you were on your own last night after I was so sure you’d gone to sleep~ I’m so proud but really, I’d rather not rebuild a whole portion of the realm so, come here kiddo~!

Hello, My name is Martha and We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty! … Aw Father they hung up again! This game is silly, can we play the one where I tell them they won something again?

Mugen hangs up the rotary phone and rocks back and forth where she’s sitting.

(( @well-actually-youre-wrong ))

[well-actually-youre-wrong]

The Zhao I just dumped… did he give a reason? It seems a little strange that those two would clash? I wonder if it was.. I mean I doubt it was jealousy, that seems unlikely right? But he did say he missed me and wished me luck in repairing our future~ so mayyybe?~<3

@well-actually-youre-wrong

Cousin Scam! Your beau just stabbed one of the other Zhaos! Maybe that’s a good thing, there’s too many of them running around, don’t you think?