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No one:

Me at every given moment:

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sitting in her room and getting bored all day is the bravest thing a girl can do on a sunday

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My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

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People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

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me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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Relatable. 

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normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

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“so how you doin’?”

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*goes to make a personal post* actually you know what never mind better internalize this shit

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Pool noodle war

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