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This blog is pro bush poking through panties and anti cop

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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special delivery 🌼

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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there’s this thing called “nouns” and me and the fags? we’ve gone pro

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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.

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One thing I love about nukani is that they keep finding ways to cameo non-focus characters in the events. The big one is the fact that in every event with 3 SSRs they manage to gather the whole clan in one place, with no exceptions. But even in the other events you get a couple of the others showing up for a scene or two. Garu and Kuya making a surprise visit to the maid cafe. Olivine being the priest that comes to pray with the prisoners, then Yakumo and Blade clinging to Eiden when it's all over. Dante just happening to be there when the spell on the mansion breaks and all the doors start leading to random places. Rei being consulted whenever research is involved, Edmond appearing any time a criminal gets arrested, Quincy showing up whenever something happens in the forest. And that's not to mention Aster and Morvay - they have to find every reason to bring them in because they're never the focus characters.

It's so good because it shows how intertwined their lives are, not just with Eiden but with each other. They're friends, so of course they'll just be around. Doesn't matter if they live together or if they're getting directly involved or whatever, they'll always be present in each other's lives. It's happening more often than it did in the past, too (it's basically every event now!), which shows how much closer everyone has gotten. Whether the focus characters are regaling a story, asking for help or just saying hi, they make a point of including the cameo characters. And I just think that's so neat.

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Nooo he takes selfies like my grandma 😭

Only olivine and topper are properly smiling. Topper doesn't even have a mouth but he's still better than smirky fox at the back.

Close ups of the immortal gang + olivine

Them getting discounts because people found out it was for Eiden is so cute

Kuya's handle has his mole

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Date of origin: 5/25/06

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are they… (you know) … a vampire? 🩸

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This energy though

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