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d. do you love the color of the.

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Cats cannot commit crimes because one of the core tenets of our society’s theory of criminal justice is that a crime consists of both criminal action and criminal intent, and there can be no crime if either element is absent. Criminal intent in turn requires understanding what you’re doing, and cats don’t understand anything.

Crows, on the other hand, fully understand when they’re breaking the rules, and consequently are capable of a variety of crimes, up to and including tax fraud.

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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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So, I reached episode 18 of the Mighty Nein and I needed to draw a wizard with his cat✨

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

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the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

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here’s a DM power move i’ve done that you should do. introduce an extremely plot relevant NPC who speaks exclusively in an uWu voice. i have one, her name is Squeak, and she’s a tiny rotund grung. she’ll also say stuff like “the catacwysm has devwastatwed the wealm. wefugees are fweeing to the cwourt of wavens. it’s a bwoodbwath” and my players just have to fucking. take it

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I like my art style a lot :) reblog this if you also like your art style a lot or if you aren't there yet but are trying to grow your confidence in it (this post has a spell on it that will grant you +1 confidence every time you read the whole thing)

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It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

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most fucked up fact about evangelion is when its revealed that the giant robots are actually really big regular guys and the red stuff that comes out of them when they get hit isnt cooling fluid or whatever its like actual human blood. second most fucked evangelion fact is that shinji’s netflix VA has a karkat themed twitter account

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i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

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More tiefling Nureyev! Now with 100% more flowy pirate shirt and corset.