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Should I update that before we present it to the owner?" "No, it's like a cat and laser thing. Let the owner say something so they feel like they're contributing.

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Every time a new dog walks in the room, it has to lift it's leg.

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So you know that 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' right?" "Well sure, but it's a little unsettling when that's your opening pitch for my next assignment.

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I'm sorry, that is just too hippie-dippy, and I can't support that.

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Yeah, you know, pocket bacon - like when your friends didn’t eat their side of bacon so you wrap it up in a napkin and put it in your shirt pocket and snack on it through the day.

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So… then you have two pairs of underwear AND belt and suspenders…“ ”…and a jockstrap!

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It's best to steal cars in daylight so you can see what you are doing.

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Well, it's not right. Therefore it's wrong.

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If only we could make our office more like the DMV.

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Is it alright if I put you on a real quick hold real quick... I don't know why I said that twice.

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If I can't see a butt shape on the chair, it's not a comfortable chair.

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So you have become the scapegoat on that project?"  "Yeah, I think that’s my spirit animal. I always thought it would be something cooler. But nope. A goat.

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Are you sure the sub-contractor will be able to figure it out?" "Oh, you can train anything if you buy enough peanuts.

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I think I need a second brain.. or a better brain. Probably a better brain.

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It's not a house until you put lick-n-stick rock on it.

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Can you take a submittal response seriously if it's written in comic sans?

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They're being helpful and it's giving me paranoia.