Also left cheek, right cheek, chin and Larian Studios on the throat this man is using every ounce of strength to not burst into complete and utter laughter.
He is holding his composure together by a thread.
POV the last piece of your grand evil scheme walks into the room for the first time and they have ‘forehead’ tattooed on their forehead
Haarlep: Go on Raphael, they already know you can’t hide anything from me~ tell them the truth…
Raphael: you vile creature… *huffs and turns to face Tav* I- I care about you. There. I said it… and I taste bile rising in the back of my throat just uttering that alone.
Tav: feelings of affection frighten you, and that’s okay-
Raphael: No it’s not… I look at you and an indescribable rage overtakes me because of these- Feelings. *huffs* Just Admitting them leaves me feeling vulnerable, enraged… helpless.
Tav: do you think that by admitting to them that you’re giving me some form of power over you?
Raphael: I’m not giving it… You already have it… when I look at you… all I want is you. To be wanted by you and… it sickens me.
Tav: …I love you.
Raphael: … *human form giving way to wings and horns as his eyes burn like fire against his red skin, his footsteps quick and precise like a predator ready to disembowel its prey, his heavy footfalls stopping just before them as he looms over their smaller frame and flares open his wings, his tail raised and fangs bared in a snarl* …Say it again…
Tav: … *reaches their arms up around his shoulders, pulling him down and into a gentle hug as they stroke his hair and rub the base of his wings* I love you…
Raphael: … *drops down to his knees and hugs them around the waist* …Please don’t leave me…
Tav: I won’t… *continues patting his hair* I love you…
Haarlep: … *smiles softly* they’re telling the truth.
Raphael: … *squeezes Tav around the waist tighter*
Voss: *looks at them, then at Raphael, then at lae’zel*
Lae’zel: listen to them Kithrak, you can trust them.
Voss: *nods* very well… I will await you downstairs. *walks out*
Raphael: I’m glad to see you’ve made i-
*squeak!*
Minsc: I? Boo? You know this man??
Raphael: boo?
Boo: *scurry’s down minsc’s arm and leaps from him onto Raphael’s awaiting palm, before scurrying up to his shoulder* squeak!
Raphael: I- well yes I know that-
Boo: squeak!
Raphael: yes and I’m greatful for th-
Boo: squeak! Squeak!
Raphael: I?! You can’t be serious! Let’s be reasonable here my furry friend-
Boo: SQUEAK!!
Raphael: Ugh! Fine! Take the damned thing! *summons the hammer dropping it at tavs feet*
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: what about her?! I know I owe you more than a few favours but-
Boo: *grabs his face* …
Raphael: *visibly nervous* …I’ll release her.
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: …And apologise.
*a few minutes later*
Astarion: I would. Like to thoroughly and sincerely apologise to boo… I don’t want to know what that hamster is capable of.
Minsc: a wise choice! Boo is the most mighty and powerful hamster in all the realms! And he accepts your apology.
Boo: squeak!
Tav: who was it he asked Raphael to release by the way?
*meanwhile in the house of hope*
Korrilla: I don’t want to end my contract with Raphael, he’s a great boss and he gives me what I want when I want it Hope!
Hope: ughhh if you won’t leave then I’ll stay here. He’s not allowed to hurt me anymore so I guess I’ll forgive him. He seems to be suffering enough as is-
Raphael: *bawling his eyes out into his pillow because his plans all got undone by a hamster* ITS NOT FAAAAAIR!!!
Henwen: *backed up against the wall of ice that was his home before he got sent forward in time, holding his spear out at her* g-go away, go away!
Evalien: Aw… *pulls a blanket from her bag and casts calm on him* come here sweetie… You need a bath.
Vs:
Evalien Meeting Sylas: *walking through a crypt checking the Draugr to kill any before they can raise up* hm… that is an. Oddly attractive and very much alive draugr.
Sylas: *opens his eyes*
Evalien: *punches him*
Sylas: OW!
Evalien: yep alive alright. *looks at the soot on her hand from his disguise* you need a bath.
Kaidan: so we have to get a horn for them, meaning we have to come back up these damned steps again?! Ughhhh! I don’t even want to go back down them today!
Taliesin: you’re the dragonborn right wendy?! Can’t you just command a beast to fly us down there!
Lucien: my legs- they’re cramping so badly-
Inigo: I think the exercise is brilliant! As is the view! It’ll make our meal at the inn taste even more delightful! Don’t you agree friend?
Henwen: … *lays down on the steps and rolls over tumbling his way down the mountain*
Kaidan: …WENDY!!!
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