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When you accidentally hit your little brother and beg him not to call your mother

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WHY WOULD YOU EVER PICK ISRAEL OVER MALTA

DID THAT SAXOPHONE SOLO MEAN NOTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

WHY

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it's that time of the year again!!

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(Weston & Fenton co-workers AU anyone?)

An astronaut was Danny's dream job as a kid, everyone knew that. But the accident made it a bit hard for him to actually achieve that. As in he physically couldn't.

So, he took the next best option-- become an engineer for the Watchtower. For heroes. In space.

Nothing could go wrong with that, surely.

He didn't write down how he was Phantom, or how he died, or that he was a halfa-- only what he needed and that he had a medical condition that made his heart rate slow.

Thankfully, the heroes more or less bought it-- Batman was still skeptical, but Danny did good work, so it was fine. It wasn't like he was going to risk exposure in any way.

Not until Wes Weston was hired anyway.

Danny stared at the friend in front of him, who'd become an extra help in the Watchtower due to his great detective work and his tendency to recognize an issue before it became too big of an issue.

Wes stared at him.

Danny didn't go around advocating that he worked for heroes, that'd be stupid, but he didn't think he'd have the one person that figured out his ID like that as his coworker.

But, still, Danny pulled Wes to the side as soon as he physically could and explained that no, the heroes did not need to know who he was or what he was, okay?

And it'd be fine, except for the fact that Wes could neither lie or keep his mouth shut to save his life.

So whenever there was talk about some rogue that gave a hero a slight bit of trouble and Wes and Danny were near, Wes would just... stare. Directly at Danny.

Sometimes he even had to hold back laughter under his breath so that a hero didn't notice (Batman definitely did).

It would've been fine if not for the fact that multiple heroes had superhearing and Danny elbowing Wes to shut him up was pretty obvious.

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Why did Dracula come into Jonathan's room?

Funny answer: Dracula is, as we have established, a bit of a comedian. He was just doing a slap-stick routine.

Scary answer: He is pushing more boundaries and seeing what he can get away with. Jonathan didn't even raise the issue of him entering his room without his permission.

Really Scary Answer: Jonathan admits he only slept a few hours before he got up to shave. Dracula might have entered the room expecting Jonathan to still be sleeping.

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August trying to relate to people: You know that mood when you just want to be consensually drowned by your best friend/gay crush in your bathtub to save them from the fantasy world they’re hallucinating?

Every other person on the planet: Um…

August: Or is that just me?

Jack: I totally know what you mean!

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☀️Sunflower🌟Starflower 🌘Moonflower

  I started out painting the sunflower kind of realistically and then the rest just ran away from me

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for mermay

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strawberry snake

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Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones

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went to the dentist. yeah they said I have teeth. Yeah it's permanent

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Jonathan flipping through his little pocket dictionary as people point at him while chattering about satan and werewolves: Duolingo didn’t cover this vocabulary :(

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no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

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Dracula in today's update: