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Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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Literally just want to be attractive to another girl. 😭

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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Reblog if you're a girl who wants other girls to send you naughty asks.

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reblog if ur gay, tired, or

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If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

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PSA to any person dating a woman

You should absolutely never make your girl feel like it’s a chore to get her off. Seriously. The hottest thing in the world is the thought of the man/woman I love wiggling and moaning because of something I’m doing for them. Don’t make her feel anything but important and sexy. That shit fucking hurts.

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Thanking god for this four days off because this weekend is going to be hell.

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how do u be an adult

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Wee little shit (peewee) football standby in the rain..so over this

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An hour and a half into this 36 hour shift. Come on Sunday..

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After putting in 126 hours in the last week at work, you would think I'd be welcoming these five days off. Two days in I'm going insane and can't wait for Tuesday..

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New uniform orders came in. Highlight of my week is my new boots!

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You know your from Pennsylvania when you go drunken night swimming then get up and go into work mildly hungover the next morning..