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How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

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People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

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High quality plot twist

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you guys can have the redraw too

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There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn't retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

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sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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アンソロジー〈キミの知らない 恋の物語〉の第4巻『ナゾメク～ふしぎな恋』装画を担当いたしました。汐文社様より発売中です。

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happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

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TW: bombings, carpet bombings.

If you're still wondering. This is what terrorism looks like:

The zionazi occupation continues to target residential neighbourhoods, continues to eradicate Palestinians en masse. We do not know the real numbers of the dead. Our people are dying and losing everything and the world powers remain as accomplices to the death and destruction. Please consider donating to the fundraisers linked in my pinned post.

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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meirl

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i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full