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I'm not dead

happy new year

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THEYRE NOT DRAWING THAT OLD MAN OLD ENOUGH. THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE: KILL THEM

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🎍🐉 Year of the Dragon ! 🐉🎍

Happy New Year everyone ! 🥂

(This is so ooc i’m sorry, this got out of hand and at some point they were magical girls)

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not responsible for my actions

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It is January 1, 2024, and Good Omens is trending again on Tumblr. Congratulations, everyone, once again, for your continued obsession.

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Crowley Of The Day: because people love this scene so much here it is again from a different angle.

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!

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Interstellar Invasion [chap 6]

Big news!

Year: 4024

Time: 16:14 p.m

Dear reader,

I have big news. I made a friend! Wow that’s anticlimactic. Whatever, an accomplishment is still an accomplishment. I became friends with Mei! I know I said this in the last entry, but I honestly never thought that she actually meant it. She’s the biggest sweetheart. She’s a year older than me, but I bet she’s younger than me. She’s a really skilled solider. She’s fought wars I can’t even spell. She became a solider at 15 when her parents sent her to the military. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like a solider, but Jesus fuck she packs a punch (don’t ask me how I figured that out). Even Kai talked to me today. I wanna try talking to Jay. He seems like a nice person.

Enough about that. Sai said that I’m moderate at using my weapon. I’ve learned some cool ass tricks (no I’m not fucking giving them names). Everybody else is doing quite good too. Cei complimented me on my progress too. Everybody’s warming up to each other. I mean it was bound to happen since we’ve been seeing each other for the past two months. Anyways… WHY THE FUCK AM I FEELING SO TIRED THESE DAYS?!?! I DO NOTHING, SLEEP EARLY, DRINK WATER, AND DON’T WORK OUT AS MUCH YET I STILL FEEL SO FUCKING DEAD whoops sorry. I’m going to go stargazing today with my stuffed animal because I have no friends close enough to ask them to come stargazing with me. Whatever, it’ll be fun. I really have to learn how to fucking cook. I’ve been eating from this one Thai place so often that I’m pretty sure my trash can only has the stores takeout boxes now. FUCK IM GETTING LATE FOR TRAINING WITH SAI

Jellyfish here. The chaps have been becoming short and uninteresting, but pls stick around! I’ll try making it more fun!