wenclair2002

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Xavier: Hey, Wednesday.

Wednesday: *reading a book*

Enid: *glares at Xavier*

Xavier: So I have a feeling that we should kiss— *scoots closer* —and is that feeling a good feeling… or an incorrect—

Wednesday: I sometimes have a feeling I can remove a man’s skin in a single continuous strip, but then I think, ‘Hmm, not without a proper peeler.’

Xavier: Oh. Um. Huh.

Enid: 🤔

Enid: *reaches into her bag*

Enid: *sets vegetable peeler on table*

Enid: *nudges peeler towards Wednesday*

Enid: 😇

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Enid: I’m not a dog! I’m a werewolf!

Wednesday: I believe you! I believe you….

Wednesday: *throws her plushie across the room*

Enid: *jumps out and chases it on all fours.*

Enid: *picks up the plushie with her mouth and returns it to Wednesday*

Enid:

Enid: HEY WAIT A MINUTE-

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I've been working on this commission for a while now, and I'm glad it's finally finished. A friend of mine loves Jori and Wenclair a LOT, so here's a crossover as he requested.

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🖤Looks~🩷

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Enid: Do we fall in love?

Older Enid: Of course! And you’ve never felt true love until-

Enid: Is it Ajax?!

Older Enid: Uh no-

Enid: Tyler?!

Older Enid: He doesn’t even go here! Sweetie, it’s-

Enid: IS IT EUGENE?!

Older Enid: Sweetie, it’s not-

Enid: OH! I BET IT’S THAT CUTE NEW GUY FROM LAST WEEK, HUH?

Older Enid: ENID, IT’S NOT A MAN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH!

Enid:

Enid: Wait…. are you telling me…. I’m gay?!

Older Enid: Well you’re actually bisexual-

Enid: Is it Yoko?!

Older Enid: No.

Enid: Is it Bianca?!

Older Enid: NO!

Enid:

Enid: No way…. is it…. DIVINA?!

Older Enid: NO! ITS-

Wednesday: *walks in*

Wednesday: I think I know who it is.

Older Enid: *sweating bullets*

Older Enid: You…. You do?

Wednesday: Of course. Isn’t it obvious? Marilyn Thornhill

Enid and older Enid: WHAT?!

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Wednesday: So what’s in our future?

Older Wednesday: Well if you must know, me and my wife-

Wednesday: Excuse me did you just say “wife?” Ridiculous. I can’t be in love. I can the this soft and naive.

Older Wednesday: Oh you sweet little Raven. You will be in love. And you’re going to love this woman for the first of your life.

Wednesday: Is it someone I know now?

Older Wednesday: Mmm…. Possibly.

Enid: *walks in*

Enid: *mouth full* Look at how many Oreos I can fit in my mouth!

Wednesday: Enid. Apparently I’m going to marry some woman in the future. Isn’t that ridiculous?!

Enid: *swallows hard* Haha! That is ridiculous! Who would ever want to fall in love with you?! And Addams?!

Older Wednesday:

Older Wednesday: Was my wife… always this mean?!

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Enid: So i was uh... wondering, i-if yo-you wanna go t-to the spring fling with me?

Wednesday: (Without looking away from her typewriter) Of course, when would you like me to pick you up?

Enid: (Surprised with how easy that was) Um... 6pm is good?

Wednesday: Excellent, I look forward to our coming courtship.

Enid: Yeah, awesome, (:D) Excuse me for a moment, i just... uh... have to go do something... (Enid walks quickly before breaking into a run)

Wednesday: (Door slams behind her)

Enid: (Guttural roar) YES!!! FUCK YOU TYLER AND FUCK YOU XAVIER, SHE'S MINE NOW... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Wednesday: (Looking up, hearing Enid's roar)

Thing: You really want that one?

Enid: (Continues roaring in triumph)

Wednesday: (Looking at the door) I have never been more enamoured in my life.

Thing: (Thousand yard stare, realising that Enid and Wednesday about to become Gomez and Morticia 2.0)

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Enid: I’ll have the French Dip, please.

Server: One French Dip. And you, ma’am?

Wednesday: I’ll have a sandwich.

Server: Which?

Wednesday: No, I am an Addams.

Server: I mean which one?

Wednesday: Wednesday.

Server:

Server: It’s… Monday?

Wednesday: How observant of you.

Server: 😟

Server: Uh— I meant which sandwich, ma’am?

Wednesday: A witch sandwich? Intriguing. I accept.

Server: 😧

Enid: *cuts in* She’ll have the spicy veggie wrap!

Wednesday: That will suffice.

Enid: *whispers to server* Sorry about her. She doesn’t eat out very often. You’re doing great.

The server replies with an appreciative smile and turns to leave, only to remember the day’s dessert special. She hesitantly looks back to the seer.

Server: Ah— pardon me, but I forgot to ask. Could I perhaps interest you in a sweet date—

Enid: BITCH BACK OFF SHE MINE!!!

Wednesday: *under Enid* Mmph mmphmphd. (Translation: Not interested.)

Server: 😭

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Wednesday: Mi lobita, have you seen my—

Wolf Enid: *GUILT*

Wednesday: Enid, please tell me that you did not eat my—

Wolf Enid: *sad hiccup*

Wednesday: Enid! That is the third pair this year! You must cease— not in our room! NOT IN OUR ROOM!!

Wolf Enid:

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One night during the full moon.

Bianca: Seriously, Addams? It shouldn’t surprise me, but for fuck’s sake, at least try to be sneaky about it.

Wednesday: What are you prattling on about, Barclay?

Bianca: *looks Wednesday up and down*

Bianca: You’re on your period, aren’t you?

Wednesday: *narrows eyes* And how would you know that?

Bianca: Next time you two have “fun” on a full moon, I suggest you make sure that Enid takes a dunk in the lake before coming back.

Wednesday: I’ve no need for your suggestions.

Bianca: You sure about that?

The siren jerks her chin at something behind Wednesday.

Wednesday: *slowly turns around*

Wednesday: 😳

Wednesday: *slowly turns back around*

Wednesday: Your —*clears throat*— advice is duly noted.

Wolf Enid:

OH MY GOD WHAT LMAOOOOOO

Okay I wasn’t expecting that and I almost choked on my coffee. Imagine Enid just sitting there with her tongue sticking out, smiling and just blissfully unaware of the blood on her face 💀 The other girls would think that Enid went out for hunting lmaoo

This is hella funny I love it 😭😭

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Wednesday: Enid. Mi corazón. Mi vida. Please. It’s been six days.

Enid: Aw Wends. You know what they say.

Wednesday: ?

Enid: Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

Wednesday: That’s not what— but I didn’t mean to…

Wednesday: Enid, I apologize. I should never have said “sadism is not for the weak.”

Enid: Babe, all I heard was “sadism for a week,” so suck it up. Just one day to go!

Wednesday:

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Enid: What are you in the mood for?

Wednesday: World domination.

Enid: *Chuckles* That's a bit ambitious.

Wednesday: You are my world.

Enid: Aww...

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday:

Enid: OH!

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Enid: Wow. Just. Wow! You’ve gotten like, so much better at kissing. I can’t even!

Wednesday: I am pleased that you think so, mi corazón. I practiced ceaselessly over the summer as recompense for my egregious lack of expertise last semester.

Enid: Aw babe, you didn’t need— wait. Practiced? Practiced with who? *glares*

Wednesday: Whom. Practiced with whom.

Enid: Wednesday.

Wednesday: Ah. Allow me to allay your concerns, my dearest Enid. I practiced the art of osculation upon medical cadavers.

Enid: Oh! Okay, that’s— WHAT?!

Wednesday: Enid, did you expect for me to share my lips with someone living? They belong to you, mi tesora, and only you.

Enid: I— well, no! Of course not. But, that. Just. Cadavers? Really??!

Wednesday: If it helps, I was compelled to paint each in your likeness before I could even consider beginning. I dare say that several university anatomy laboratories are now blessed with the shadow of your resplendence.

Enid: Oh. That is kinda romantic…

Wednesday: What is it, mi amor?

Enid: *very concerned* Um. The thing with your tongue. Was that… ?

Wednesday: No. Tying nooses from cherry stems.

Enid: Ohthankgawd!!

Inspired by a conversation on the Wolf Den discord with LosingStreak@AO3.

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Yoko: Enid! I hate to tell you this, but I overheard your girl saying that she’s going on a date with Xavier.

Enid: What? That’s silly. You probably misheard.

Yoko: I didn’t. I swear, she said they’re going on a sea date.

Enid: Mmm… I dunno. Sounds fishy.

Yoko: Well, here she comes now. Addams!

Wednesday: Greetings, mi lobita. *to Yoko* What is it, leech?

Enid: Sorry about Yoko, babe. She seems to think you were doing something with Xavier. *eye roll*

Wednesday: That is correct.

Yoko: AH HAH!

Enid: What? Did you… was it a sea date?

Wednesday: Indeed.

Yoko: Oh you bitch.

Enid: *beginning to tear up* B-but why?

Wednesday: So he wouldn’t— Enid, why are you crying? *brushes the tears away* Was it because he was unconscious when I buried him?

Yoko: Er.

Enid: Wh-What?

Wednesday: I am a fool. You are right, mi amor. Sedated as he was, how could he experience the suffocating terror of live burial? Please forgive my reprehensible blunder. I will rectify this forthwith. *storms off*

Yoko: … huh. My bad, I guess.

Enid: See? Told you! Torture? Sure. Cheating? Never.

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Wednesday: *wistfully* My dearest Enid, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Enid: *bursts into the room* Wednesday Friday Addams, you put down those pliers this instant!!

Xavier: OH THANK GOD!!

Enid: Xavier?? I thought you had Yoko! Have you seen her?

Wednesday: The leech and her paramour just left for ice cream. It is likely that you can still catch them.

Enid: Thanks babe! And no blood or else you’ll never see those pliers again. Love you!! *scampers off*

Xavier: WAIT!! ENID, PLEASE!! HELP ME!!!

Enid: *peeks back in* Was it another dick pic?

Xavier: 😬

Enid: Figured. Babycakes, just keep the blood off my stuff. Kisses! *scampers off for real*

Wednesday: Now where was I?

Xavier: 😭

Original image sources from cap-that.com (Tyler) and Neverscreens (Xavier’s face)

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Enid walks into the room: Hi my love do you think you can-

Wednesday casually in bed:

Enid: Oh my lord…. My love.

Wednesday: I thought maybe I could help you relax since you’ve been so stressed this past few days.

Enid: Mon Coeur…. The many things I want to do to you….

Enid:

Enid: But my grandmothers funeral is tomorrow. Did you forget?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Is that why you’ve been so stressed?

Enid: Mhm.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Well doesn’t now seem like a good time?

Enid:

Enid: Fuck it. We have six hours to kill.

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Wenclair redraw 💗