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[were-jer]

His head perked up in a way that anyone with a modicum of werewolf experience would almost see the pointed ears twitch towards Wednesday in expectation. He'd apparently passed some sort of test.

"Yeah? Oh its uhm," He scrambled with his backpack, sloughing it off his shoulders to the prickly dead grass on the quad, rummaging for his notebook. "The difference between venomous and poisonous plants. Oh and uh, uses for screaming mandrake, and uhm..." He starts quickly flipping pages.

The clap back prompts a subtle brow raise from her.

"It's the colour I'm allergic to. Not the bathbomb itself." She corrected, "Though for someone with kibble brains that was a surprisingly witty come back."

She paused, as if contemplating whether or not he should be rewarded for the braincell he brought today.

"What part of Botany are you struggling with?"

[were-jer]

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

Another bad date in Jenna's book of fails.

"No, you're attracted to assholes."

[were-jer]

"Bummer." He shrugged, "I wouldn't be throwing so much shade if I were allergic to bathbombs though."

It was a good natured tease, very much the opposite of dark spirited girl in front of him.

"More than you can afford."

Its a very quick retort, and regardless of how rich he was, she would just make the price higher till she was right. Truth be told she didn't know much about the Gilbert wolf, and honestly? She didn't care either.

"If you're looking for an organic flea bath however might I suggest copious amounts of wolfs bane."

Finally theres a twitch to the corner of her mouth where a smirk would go if she'd allow it to intrude.

[were-jer]

[Text] I'm starving thanks

[Text] Can we order in?

[Text] I could literally eat you this is an emergency

[text] i mean

[text] i didn't actually die last time

[text] I can be dinner ;]

[were-jer]

It was kinda creepy.

But everything here was low key creepy? And her brother kept a dubia roach colony for easy midnight snacks.

"Wait... What's your going rate for assassinations?" The oversized puppy cocked his head to the side, latching on to that point and not even hearing the rest.

A brow quirked as Jeremy finally made his point.

"I moonlight as an assassin. Not a midterm black market." Wednesday stated as she stared the werewolf down.

"I would like to know who's spreading these falsities so I can waterboard them for their crimes. Spreading information like that is harmful, and leads to other people seeking me out to talk. It's vile."

The raven was maddeningly still as she spoke, the only thing that moved was her mouth. She didn't even blink.

[were-jer]

[were-jer]

"Okay okay, I'll cut the crap." He loomed naturally, all lanky limbs and baby cheeks as he looked down at her, "I heard you might be selling answers for the botany midterm."

What he'd 'heard' was just Pugsley saying, why don't you ask my sister? she's really good with plants - always a price though.

Wednesday's expression remained neutral disgust the entire time Jeremy addressed her.

"I am the only older sister to your best friend. Your options were sparse." She stated in a dry unamused tone. "That's like winning a competition with no competition. Unfulfilling, keep your hand out titles to yourself."

She paused, giving his brain time to register the words. She had said more than four, god forbid he need time to buffer.

"What do you want?"

[were-jer]

"There she is! My favorite best friend's older sister and gothic princess." He wanted something

@apex-royalty

[were-jer]

I desperately want to blow a priest in a confession booth. To confess my sins and be cleansed of them in the best way possible. I want to feel him reach for the rosary around my neck and tuck on it just to remind me he's the one in charge.

[were-jer]

Martini and an Uncrushable

[were-jer]

❝ Turns out a social life isn't as much fun as kicking vampire ass.❞

Steven R. McQueen as JEREMY GILBERT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (2009-2017)

+ bonus:

[were-jer]

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"No come on, hear me out."

"Elena said I can't win the science fair with the noodle project. I need to prove her wrong, obviously, but I can't do it until it's tested. It's perfectly safe, I just need you to come hang out with me on Saturday. All you gotta do is step on the bridge and if it breaks, then I know it's not done."

[were-jer]

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"You know if there's one thing people say about you, it's that you never throw enough rocks."

"Is this a bring your own situation? Or will you be providing the rocks."

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Character Development Q&A

I thought I'd look up some questions online to get a couple of ideas for the sake of character development. I've also thrown in a few of my own because #whynot??

Do they have a catchphrase?

Do they see the glass as half full or half empty?

What are their hobbies?

Are they an introvert or extrovert?

Are they a forgiving person?

What makes them laugh?

Do they have any daily routines?

What is their love language? How do they show affection?

Do they have any disabilities (physical, mental, etc.)?

What do they want others to think about themselves?

How does your muse view themselves?

What song best describes your muse?

What is their character alignment?

What is their strongest aspect? What is their weakest aspect?

How competitive is your muse?

What happens if someone praises their work? What happens if someone criticizes their work?

What is their enneagram?

What is their greatest fear or phobia? Is it rational or irrational?

What is the biggest secret that they have or haven't told anyone?

What do they think is the purpose of life?

When did they last cry?

What haunts them?

Do they prefer the indoors or the outdoors?

What is their MBTI?

What is their guilty pleasure?

What personal trait do you rely on the most?

What is their biggest regret?

What is their favorite color?

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IN-DEPTH HEADCANON QUESTIONS * inspired by genetic traits that might be passed through dna

does your muse like the taste of cilantro/coriander, or are they part of the roughly 20% of people that think it tastes like soap?

does your muse consume more caffeine or less caffeine than the average person? how do they typically consume it?

does your muse have a cleft chin? is this trait visible in their parents?

does your muse love to dance, or would they rather avoid dancing altogether?

is your muse's ring finger longer or shorter than their pointer/index finger?

does your muse have freckles? if so, where are they placed? does your muse like their freckles, or wish they had some?

does your muse have a birthmark? if so, where, and what does it look like?

does your muse get "hangry" when they haven't eaten in a while?

would your muse consider themselves an extrovert or an introvert?

is your muse a morning person or a night person?

is your muse a particularly picky eater? what foods do they refuse to eat?

when your muse wakes up in the morning, do they remember their dreams, or completely forget them?

does your muse play a musical instrument? did they play one at some point?

would you say your muse is a risk taker, or do they prefer to play it safe?

what are your muse's thoughts on spicy foods?

what are your muse's thoughts on sweet foods?

what are your muse's thoughts on dairy products? do they have an intolerance?

is your muse a habitual nap-taker? how often do they take naps? how long do their naps usually last?

does your muse's face get flushed after they drink alcohol?

what type of hair do they have? how thick is their hair? do they like the way their hair looks and feels?

is your muse more of an endurance runner, or are they better at short sprints?

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selfshipping moodboard ask meme!

send me a character + emoji and i'll reply with a moodboard! (feel free to reblog, and don't forget to practice rb karma!)

⌨️ : personality moodboard

🧥 : wardrobe moodboard

🔮 : general aesthetic moodboard

💕 : romantic moodboard

🟣 : favorite color moodboard

💼 : occupation moodboard

🗡️ : weapon moodboard

😶 : faceless moodboard

🎲 : your favorite au moodboard

🃏 : whatever you feel like making moodboard

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The Mac Daddy Dragon of the hunter scene

Supernatural based AU Jake long of American Dragon

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