weredragon
weredragon
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leanne, she/he, 25
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weredragon 56 minutes ago
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you鈥檙e at my register and you鈥檙e rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you鈥檙e getting the yucky nickel bitch
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weredragon 1 hour ago
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I hope they meet each other one day
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weredragon 14 hours ago
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in my restless dreams i see that shit
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weredragon 14 hours ago
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I will follow you into the dark
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weredragon 15 hours ago
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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog鈥檚 #1 fan
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weredragon 1 day ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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weredragon 2 days ago
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weredragon 3 days ago
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I鈥檝e decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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weredragon 3 days ago
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TETOTETOTETO 馃挜馃挜馃挜
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weredragon 3 days ago
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happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door.聽
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weredragon 3 days ago
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bout to smoke the shit that made the resident evil
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weredragon 4 days ago
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Got to love seeing Dodge minivans perform maneuvers on the highway that make their brand name feel like a command
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weredragon 5 days ago
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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weredragon 6 days ago
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weredragon 6 days ago
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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weredragon 6 days ago
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mizzle world
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weredragon 6 days ago
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my yaoi pitch
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