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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door.
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bout to smoke the shit that made the resident evil
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Got to love seeing Dodge minivans perform maneuvers on the highway that make their brand name feel like a command
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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my yaoi pitch
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akiza 🌹
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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person
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