[they/she] [lake wonder loremaster] [winona on darkened states]
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99% of self flagellators give up before they reach absolution through suffering REMEMBER YOUR PAIN IS NOBLE
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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead
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shoutout to game changer perfect casting (zac oyama as a knight who sits on a bed and reads off increasingly confusing riddles)
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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
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[rational voice] see, i deserve this headache from crying because i literally caused a man several states away from me to get sick by asking if im manipulative and apologizing for it hours prior. this will help him see i am apologetic. now i need to go delete all my messages before i can eat. and if i don't do that, it's more likely that i will receive a message from a different friend saying they hate me.
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allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
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writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days
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"and me thinking a selfish thought caused you to get sick" girl do you hear yourself
i can not in fact control the outcome of my loved one's lives with an errant thought. im just having an insanely bad night. im sorry for the epic horrible posting.
#you are the same child who was going 'i know the vagina rats and vampires aren't real. but they are Going To Get Me.#so i HAVE to wear a scarf to bed. but mom is going to be mad. so i HAVE to have a comforter pulled up over my FEET (rat) and neck.#in FLORIDA. even though i know they're not real and can't get me. they're going to get me. and i have to Keep Them Away.'#are the pussy rats in the deleted messages?? is that it??
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i can not in fact control the outcome of my loved one's lives with an errant thought. im just having an insanely bad night. im sorry for the epic horrible posting.
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