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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
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you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons
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I've never watched The Boys. Call me when they make The Girls #feminism
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i cant think of any joke to make but this image is really funy
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hard cock at morning....jerkers take warning
hard cock at night.....jerker's delight
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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
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deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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