If you want to know anything about me then just send me an ask, I will answer it. Btw, there are book reviews on the link labeled "Books" if you were looking for a book to read.
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yo yo, whassup dawgs, if you are a cool person you will visit this here page my friend made and help out a pal
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So today I overheard a group of french tourists making fun of a handicapped woman at the crosswalk. Although a majority of the people in this city cannot speak or understand french, I can. I told them I understood the language and welcomed them to the city. They asked for directions. I gladly directed them in the opposite direction of their destination.
Good luck getting to Lincoln Park Zoo on the orange line, assholes.
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Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
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#i'm sorry i assumed that when my phone broke and you said i could use my dad's gross old one for now that i would be getting a new phone#my bad#sorry for my phone exploding with it not being my fault#and now i'm stuck with a disgusting phone which is broken because of my dad#im not upset at all
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THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE
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hey, @airportmanager, @rock-the-john-dwayneson, @toaskifthereissomemistake, my phone is no longer functioning, so email and this here are the only means of communication i have right now
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#my phone gave up on me last night#its now sitting downstairs non functional#i'm waiting until later to see if we need to have a funeral for it
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Important discoveries being made over here.
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To Cain who told me I said it wrong,
I didnt
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