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westmezzanines · 1 year
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as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man
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westmezzanines · 2 years
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Roob-5 building in Ebisu, Tokyo [OC]
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westmezzanines · 2 years
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“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive
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westmezzanines · 2 years
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i gave an 8 year old trick or treater a delta 8 gummy and he called me a pussy that ‘doesn’t even have real weed’
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I think I’ve said this before but people really underestimate how many mexicans are emo or punk.
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1986: its hip to be square
2022: its based to be cringe
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reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn
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westmezzanines · 2 years
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Why does this read like an insult
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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store
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my thirsty ass could never work at the pool
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