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First lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.
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every time i take a otc drug i think of this post

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a message for all boys: buy a jockstrap and get in it!
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