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compliments from girls go hard

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Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

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Leverage crew, were they in a school musical?

Sophie: I mean duh next question, her drama teachers hated her cause she was so bad, but she was the only one who gave a shit during classes so she kept getting roles somehow

Nate: the extent of this man's onstage acting career was his kindergarten nativities, he was part of a shakespeare society in college but he didn't perform

Eliot: see you think no but oh yeah baby he had a whole High School Musical moment in like sophmore year, he likes to pretend it never happened but his parents still have the videotape from opening night

Hardison: yessss, he initially only did tech crew and pit band because he was bored/needed the credit and it aligned with his skills, but then he got the bug when they did Hello Dolly! or Bye Bye Birdie or some shit and he was onnnnnn that, a photo from the final bows of one of his shows is still on the mantelpiece in Nana's house

Parker: she was a tree in one (1) kindergarten play before she bit a kid for standing on her foot in a scene

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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i woke up this morning from a dream where i caught a shiny rattata and named it 'brat-tata'

^ like th

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Andre Braugher as Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 2)

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I'm still thinking about this costume design choice

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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My take on Trinidad Miku.

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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

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I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

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And wouldn’t you love that House?

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Some sketchy work for ATLA sci-fi AU! Featuring a bunch of my insane sketches trying to work through the symbol designs.

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More of the sketches of the Last Air Keyholder AU! All character designs instantly gain +50 points in my eyes with the inclusion of gloves. I haven't figured out Toph's design yet but I should speed up, cause she is supposed to appear in season 1. I toyed with the idea that Zuko has a gang of arrogant teenagers who treat him as their leader and all of them have the shaved head and a "racer's tail", but I think it would end up being confusing as they'd all be too similar. So in the scraps you go!