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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

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The raised floor and lowered ceiling of a breakfast nook create a cozy space.

The Kitchen Idea Book, 1999

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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enlightenment (loop)

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there are some couples you read fic for and you’re like oh so you guys like didn’t get it

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found my old wattpad account yesterday and it made me realize that i was the same age as the miraculous characters when i first got into the show/fandom and now i feel so OLD

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abbit

SO CUTIES i love it

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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car is bad for MANY reasons but being a private place to belt along to music is not one if them

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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leaking the end of washed up bc i'm never finishing it i hope it's everything you ever dreamed

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The problem with AO3 is that every online store's search function is bullshit by comparison

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.