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no tell us how many pants
hnggg ok lemme go count i have:
-16 trouser-type/jeans/button-up pants (many i do not actually wear but i still keep around in case i lose weight or my style changes)
-9 sweatpants
-5 leggings
-4 cargo shorts
-4 fabric shorts
-6 jumpsuits which imo are primarily pants
-3 scrub pants for work
is this so wrong. am i so wrong to b a Pants Head
#im not rich im just a thrift store and discount fiend#''oh you must dress well then'' no not at all <3 <3 but thansk#this actually reminds me i should probably go thru my clothes and find stuff to donate if i havent worn em in years and years#the problem is i try smth on and go ''oh it would be good in this [very specific scenario]' so then i keep it asjdkasjdka
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i actually really want to go to work tomorrow so im going to try but every 5 mins i cough up a little creature
i havent got a single antibody in my body. sad! well there are other bloggers
#my sputum friend <3#normally id be like lol bye!! but ive been off work for 8 days#and im sure i have bullshit accumulating i need to deal with#pathologists crying about smth stupid ive done and i gotta go explain my evil mental processes#i did a rlly shitty cervical cancer right before i left so im Excited to come back and see if anyone complained about it
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#this is one of those posts where OP thinks theyre normal and everyone else disagrees#i wont tell u how many pants i own im Embarrassed#but i salute all the minimalists who own 3 pants. i wish i had ur mindset#how fake pants fans look when a real pants lover walks in..... <-prev prev tags
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bodily fluids ranked worst to best based on how much i hate handling them
poop < chunky stomach contents < chyme < bile < semen < urine < cervical mucus < vitreous humor < cerebrospinal fluid < ascites < blood < serous fluid < synovial fluid
#the definitive list! if u disagree then argue your point and i may edit#other stuff like saliva idont rlly ever have to deal with#synovial fluid wins bc its inherently fun to play with#semen is low in the list not bc its gross to deal with but because. the Connotations
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this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
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mulder and scully can’t drive. the amount of times i’ve seen them straight up drive over gutters and curbs, reverse on a literal highway, run stop signs, drive off the road, park with the back of the car sticking out or just totally diagonal. like, i know they’re busy fbi agents with places to be but c’mon. anyway it’s so funny to me
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#the 2nd option is worded kind of confusing but i picked that cuz#i shower once every 2 days unless ive been sweaty/dirty/done an autopsy that day#mostly because my skin/hair is incredibly dry#and i personally dont think my body odor is that strong#but if anyone knows me irl feel free to correct n tell me im stibky idk
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i havent got a single antibody in my body. sad! well there are other bloggers
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last month we opened up a guys abdomen and found loads of these black shiny pellets embedded in his peritoneum i immediately went??? who shot my bro??? but then remembered he had a ruptured gallbladder during surgery. fucked up if true that surgeons just leave your gallstones to hang around paying no rent etc
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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Illustration from The Cat Who Went to Sea by Kathryn and Byron Jackson, pictures by Aurelius Battaglia. 1950.
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what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????
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i think i need to get another inherently funny surgery. it gives me jokes and material for a solid year
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life for my dog must be so taxing now..he cant hear anything hes got cataracts his feet buckle when he walks he cant go up or down any stairs his joints probably hurt his cancer gives him constant diarrhea. but yet he prevails .....
#we will put him down when hes unhappy but rn hes taking it all in stride#hes happy just to hang out n he whines whenever he needs to navigate any stairs so someone will scoop him up#he likes sleeping in the sun and chasing birds (sort of) and helping w gardening by eating the weeds
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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