wetslug
wetslug
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gabi (she/her), 26, canada / mortui vivos docent
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wetslug · 10 hours ago
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HAMBURGER!!!!
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wetslug · 1 day ago
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+counters cleaned +garbage taken out +floor swept +carpet vacummed +incredibly big spider moved outside
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my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours
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wetslug · 1 day ago
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posting the before to guilt myself into cleaning this
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my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours
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wetslug · 1 day ago
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my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours
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wetslug · 1 day ago
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I am happy because everyone loves me
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wetslug · 2 days ago
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u dont truly appreciate Phone In Bed time until youre too busy for Phone In Bed
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wetslug · 2 days ago
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wetslug · 2 days ago
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wetslug · 2 days ago
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This woman always feeds a squirrel, and that squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie for her.
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wetslug · 2 days ago
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working 13 hours overtime this week
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wetslug · 3 days ago
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wetslug · 4 days ago
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had a dream that someone died on the airplane and the doctor said 'well we might as well eviscerate now in the bathroom to save time' and all the passengers were being mean saying i was disgusting 😭😭 n said i would lose my license
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wetslug · 4 days ago
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wgatever .
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wetslug · 4 days ago
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genuinely this is what being in charge of absolutely anything feels like
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wetslug · 4 days ago
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my first time trying darning/visible mending 😊
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wetslug · 5 days ago
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has anyone else noticed that it becomes harder to hide that you’re weird about intimacy once you’re over 25
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wetslug · 5 days ago
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You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.
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