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HAMBURGER!!!!

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+counters cleaned +garbage taken out +floor swept +carpet vacummed +incredibly big spider moved outside

my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours

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posting the before to guilt myself into cleaning this

my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours

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my ability to avoid tasks is so strong. for instance i have a wack of dishes i need to wash n i said id wash them after i got out of bed so i slept for 16 hours

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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u dont truly appreciate Phone In Bed time until youre too busy for Phone In Bed

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This woman always feeds a squirrel, and that squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie for her.

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working 13 hours overtime this week

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had a dream that someone died on the airplane and the doctor said 'well we might as well eviscerate now in the bathroom to save time' and all the passengers were being mean saying i was disgusting 😭😭 n said i would lose my license

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wgatever .

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genuinely this is what being in charge of absolutely anything feels like

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my first time trying darning/visible mending 😊

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has anyone else noticed that it becomes harder to hide that you’re weird about intimacy once you’re over 25

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You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.