wetslug
20K posts
gabi (she/her), 26, canada / mortui vivos docent
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
my self care + hygiene has embarrassingly been slipping and i remember to brush my teeth maybe ehhhh once daily but i just went to the dentist and they said it looks GOOD my enamel is STRONG and NO CAVITIES!!1
#i dont think ive had a cavity since i was a minor actually or perhaps 19#which is silly bc i feel like my dental hygiene was better back then. and then id go to the dentist and need 4 cavities filled#im gonna try to be better i hav no excuse to b stinky n gross its just like...sometimes i wake up with 5 spoons and i dont wanna use one#in the first 30 mins 馃槶馃槶
3 notes
路
View notes
Text
continuously having to remind myself that any exercise is better than none any exercise is better than none any exercise is better than none any exer
#i get embarrassed by how weak i am truly and i feel shitty doing those 'modified' exercises that are mostly for disabled/elderly ppl#but why should i feel bad for trying 馃槕 also who give a shit#i was doing better in my habits november-march and now im sort of flipping back into shitty lazy habits#AAAAA
6 notes
路
View notes
Text
sometimes i feel bad about often getting a funny shirt or cool belt or whatever at the thrift store when i dont even need it but then i remember that some ppl do meth or cant go 30 mins without hitting their vape or use their kids college fund to gamble. so its whatever
#not the worst vice#im 26 single w my first real job okay can i be slightly financially irresponsible. as a treat#the only thing between me and killing myself is a 10$ shirt that says RETIRED GRANDPA or I LOVE COWGIRLS or smth
5 notes
路
View notes
Text


my coworkers with cars thought they were cooking when they planned a brunch halfway across town in the rain
6 notes
路
View notes
Text
on god can big hair pls come into style. i never wanna see a slickback again
#next summer i need it to be about big hair big pants and independent women#im aware we r in a clean girl early y2k moment. well it was fun but pack that shit up
8 notes
路
View notes
Text
When I put my hair up I think of him
14K notes
路
View notes
Text
the pgy1 residents are learning how to take an external exam . explain why they wrote down 'small nipples' today. is that diagnostically relevant to our case
#small nipples = increased chance of heart failure#according to my study of 1#my current nipple understanding rn is as u get older ur areolas seem to lose pigment. so by the time u hit 80 u may not see them#but again my study has very few participants
5 notes
路
View notes
Text
drew goodens new video is actually making me feel better about myself as part of the glasses-so-strong-they-make-my-eyes-look-small community
#its a tough community. to b part of#my new work safety glasses r so distorting on the sides i feel uglyyyyyy#but then i remember im at work and absolutely no one is looking at me#also today i got bone dust in my eye <3 <3
5 notes
路
View notes
Text
we smoking nothing. we have nothing
19K notes
路
View notes
Text
im tolerating the residents shadowing me but fr this resident is getting so close behind me she keeps scuffing my shoes. she's within distance to hump me. personal space pls!!!!!!1
6 notes
路
View notes
Text
consequences for my actions 馃様馃様馃様馃様馃様
i was doing so good saving money but today if i dont get takeout chinese im gonna kms for real
23 notes
路
View notes
Text
i have an anecdote published in a true crime book atm and author is sending me book for free but i wont brag more until i read it and see if im a Positive Story or a Dumb Cautionary Tale
#so hold ur accolades pls......#i think im probs gonna be off-handedly mentioned in the chapter on community involvement not sure if by name or not#i mean my community involvement was undoubtably positive. but if author follows it up with 'THIS time it worked out but usually it DOESNT'#then yea im not bragging bout that
2 notes
路
View notes
Photo

Nine Eyes of Google Street View, A858 Eilean Siar, United Kingdom, 2011, Archival pigment print, 102 x 162.5 cm
14K notes
路
View notes
Text
food coma rn

i was doing so good saving money but today if i dont get takeout chinese im gonna kms for real
23 notes
路
View notes
Text
i was doing so good saving money but today if i dont get takeout chinese im gonna kms for real
23 notes
路
View notes
Text
the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
42K notes
路
View notes