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Can’t hurt.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Night bloom. #night #flowers #art #flowerart #filters #shadows #fineart #photo #photography #instagram #light #dark

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Willow at night. #willow #tree #night #art

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Me to the person cutting my hair

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IS THAT SQUIDWARD 

is that squidward

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harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

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oh, you mean your ROADTRIIIPPP

Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

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mario paint composer was created for this

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when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the best postition it was in

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As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

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Conversation I heard in Starbucks

*A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*

Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?

Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?

Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.

Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.

Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?

Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.

Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.

Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?

Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....

Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?

Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.

Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.

Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.

Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.

*the whole cafe sits in silence*

*barista starts clapping*

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i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

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As long as I’m in confessional mode, here’s another thing that makes first-drafting difficult for me: knowing where the story is going. This is something a lot of writers struggle with, especially new ones. Here’s what I do: I outline as much as I can, with the knowledge that outlines are essentially acts of great and foolish optimism, road maps that will get rewritten along the way.

Ransom Riggs, on facing the blank page. (via lettersandlight)

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you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly