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Hey, I'm Jai.

Well that’s good. Hola, I’m Jasmine.

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Today's been a good day.

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Happy birthday twin.

Dance you slut, dance.

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Happy birthday to me.

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I'm sure I just found the perfect birthday cake for us, Jai.

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Happy birthday to me and my favorite twin!

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More like what am I gonna buy you.

What the fuck am I going to buy Jai for friday?

He may be my twin, it may be my birstday too, but I don’t care.

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Don't dumb yourself down.

Are you fucking with me right now? Genious in this double is you, not me.

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Come on Luke, you're like a fucking genius. Okay, okay.

Your thoughts are down. So let me tell you this: I could never ask for better brother than you, is like you can read my retarded mind, and I don’t feel okay until you’re completely happy, ‘kay?

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I'm not lowering myself, I'm just saying what I think.

You’re just proving what I’m saying! Don’t do that! Don’t lower yourself!

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Luke, you've done nothing wrong. Girls like you better, take it as a compliment. You're the best twin anyone could ask for.

You shouldn’t be! I mean, I’m the douche and you’re the decent guy. You should be chosen.

I’m sorry, I’ve been a terrible brother.

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It's not your fault, Luke. Let's face it, girls like you more than I do. It's okay, I'm used to it.

I had no idea you felt like this. I’m sorry.

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Just don't get too friendly with her, if you know what I mean. Just once let me get a girl.

No. I must be doing something. Tell me how can I help you help me help you… aah, if you know what I mean.

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Well it's definitely a lot of fun.

Well aren’t you lucky? Hahaha, sounds like the best job to have!

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It's not your fault. You can't make girls fall for you. They have to do it on their own.

That’s not true… Come on, don’t do this… okay, yeah, it’s my fault. What can I do to change this?

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Really weird, actually. I get to act like a dumbass and get paid for it.

Yeah I guess so. How does it feel to work for YouTube?

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Yea, like none.

That’s not true! You had your huge share of girls who didn’t fall for me! Come on!