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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl who desperately wants to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

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drake?

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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Under a full moon in Antarctica

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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Mummy portraits of Egyptians from the Roman period, 1st-2nd centuries AD

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Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

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Synchronsprecher gegen KI: „Schützen wir die künstlerische, nicht die k...

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ich schüttel ja nach fast jedem satz im koalitionsvertrag den kopf aber ich hab jetzt den größten banger gefunden, nichts wird das gefühl toppen plötzlich diesen satz zu lesen

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Für diejenigen von euch, die bald Abschlussprüfungen schreiben: FragDenStaat nutzt das Informationsfreiheitsgesetz, um alte Prüfungsaufgaben der allgemeinbildenden Schulen kostenlos anzubieten. Zum Start sind Prüfungsaufgaben aus zehn Bundesländern verfügbar.

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~ Helmingham herbal and bestiary.

Place oforigin/Published: Helmingham, Suffolk

Date: ca. 1500