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yeah bitch give me my fucking milk
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Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
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if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married
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*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
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person: the original song is always better than the cover
me:
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