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Them <3

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Well Soundwave just swam in and decided like

"BITCH IM GONNA BE PART OF YOUR WORLD NAOW"

Transformers mermech sketch

(Im feeling kinda empty right now, I know why to, stupid cycle making everything feel emotionally worse =M= but let's see where this goes.)

This is a poll just for fun, still got a picture of earthspark bee to sketch

And then size difference g1 megs with civilian sized tfa optimus.... 🤔 what if I used Optimus's tfa human design with my own style ....we'll see, I just gotta contend with my body first.

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Some doodles I did today

Sparklight cafe got stuck on a tie, cause it was a voting poll story.

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Later on I'm taking photos of my soundwave blokee, the taller one up close, there's not much in the way of refs for this bitch

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Spoiler: 70% of the time, it is not :(

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Dude this is actually so cool, thank you for your efforts! 💖💖💖💖

just spent the last hour translating all the text in Cyberworld, here yall go

For the next image, I have no clue what the characters on the top are, and I think they were left intentionally untranslateable, if any of yall know what they are, let me know lol

Edit! Forgot abt the text on OP’s mirror- it’s kinda hard to read but the reference is pretty clear

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Sparklight cafe pt 2

(I am terrible for not finishing these types of stories, so let's just enjoy it while its here.)

You chose

SOUNDWAVE to shoot his shot

Voting poll is at the bottom.

The seeker was first to come forward, after all why should he share the same space as that dirty miner, he might get energon dust and machine oil on his pristine armour, the sneer could be seen clearly on his face.

The miner however clearly didn't care as he was eyeing the heavily iced energon cakes, light muffins and the cookies Orion had decided to base on Bee's visage , but in a cute style, with big puppy like eyes and some with the antenna popped out and some not.

Apparently they came in different flavours...maybe he'd have one of those with a black coffee while jotting down a rough draft of a poem.

Soundwave's head was tilted down, cooing over the restless Casseticon in his chest, his visor hiding the fact he was staring at the beautiful mech behind the counter, the morning sun glistening off silver and red and...seeing him dote platonically on Bee like that warmed his spark...however he was third in line and these two...might be interested in him as well.

Starscream leaned an arm on the counter, looking casually at his claws

"I'll take an energon coffee as black as my soul, and a pastery as sweet as you grounder."

Soundwave lifted his head and slowly looked at the seeker. He could even see the miner frowned at that, but simply grunted and carried on admiring the scenery.

Orion placed his hands on his hips and raised an optic ridge

"Sorry sir, but we don't serve sour milk here, it's against company policy, as for that pastry...my apologies, but we're all out of salty and savoury, that's in our lunch time order."

Starscream stood up straight wings raised and arms folded

"Fine I'll take a strawberry frappe, and one of those ridicioulous cookies that look like your..."

Bee poked his head from behind Orion, optics large and puppy like, waiting for the insult that was clearly coming his way.

Star looked behind him, somehow he had a feeling the other two patreons would beat him if he insulted the little guy and sighed

"Just get on with the order."

He pinched the bridge of his nose, well he'd messed that up, not a chance in hell now.

"Yes sir, it'll be right with you, eat in or take away?"

"Take away obviously I don't wish to sit near anyone who might dirty my armour, I have a meeting today."

Orion in a sickly sweet voice smiled

"Oh I understand completely, the same way we have the right to refuse service to anyone who is an afthole and causes problems and you sir are one rude remark from being denied our service."

Starscream gawked, people usually couldn't bow quickly enough for him and yet this grounder and stupid brat of an assistant dared to-

Bee held up the seekers drink, on top of it was energon strawberry flakes and two wafers with a striped straw, instead of cream it seemed these ones here came with icecream on top, he pulled the straw out and noticed it had a spoon at the end, huffing he dunked in back in, if this was bad he'd get the place shut....

He took the first sip and the world felt perfect, he was sure there was a rainbow and nature sounds somewhere, paying he grabbed his cookie and walked off feeling like he was floating.

"Do you think we should have told him about the customer loyalty card?"

Bee asked innocently.

"Nope, let him find out after his sixth drink, if he comes back that is."

Megatron stepped forward now, for someone so fluent in his words, staring down at the younger mech he found himself tongue tied, he knew he could come out with somethig far more eloquent than what the Senator of Vos had said, but he was stumped, a barrage of words filling his mind until they simply became a mess and clogged themselves.

So instead his shoulders simply dropped and he sighed

"I would like a loyalty card please, black energon one sugar scraping and a..."

He leaned over to quickly check the flavour of the Bee cookies

"Cherry bee...do the loyalty points have a time limit?"

Orion put the order through and Bee immeditately started working on the order, for all the jobs Bee had , had before this one he seemed most fluid in, he enjoyed it and Orion never shouted at him, he always took the time to explain something when he was overwhelmed.

"I am aware I am still somewhat of a mess from work, but would I be allowed to sit in?"

He waited to see if the serving mech would turn him away or insist he eat outside because of the energon dust and oil marks but instead was greeted only with warmth.

"Everyone is welcome here, we have specialised cleaning equipment for even the toughest stains, however if you feel uncomfortable there is a rest room you can freshen up in and we'll keep your order behind the counter until you return, as for the loyalty cards, they will reset after a year, plenty of time for you to buy six drinks and get the seventh for free!"

Megatron wasn't sure if it was retail service kindness or genuine, but at least the younger mech wasn't trying to mask disgust, it was unusal to find a place where the smile wasn't so false that disgust was bleeding through...no...this one seemed....genuinely kind.

Reaching out a large hand he replied

"I will take a loyalty card then please."

"Alright that will be one extra shanix and make sure to sign up to the website to keep an optic on how far along you are, once you are you may come back and get this drink stamped into the first slot of six."

Megatron took the card, it was so tiny in his massive hand, bright and colourful with energon fruit on it and the name of the establishment.

"Thank you, please keep my order behind the counter, I want to clean up."

Bee put the order on a tray and kept it covered in a glass dome to make sure nothing could possibly make it's way on or in it.

And now it was Soundwave's turn, should he make a pass? He had a kid, would...he squinted at the name tag and read 'Orion'.

Would Orion even be interested in someone who was already a parent? No he wasn't going to worry about that, if Orion was a good mech then everything would be fine.

He'd treated the miner with kindness, he couldn't sense any ingenuinity coming off of him, despite dampening his empath abilities he could still respond to the trace emotions that came through.

Bee also seemed like he was genuinely happy working here and to be around Orion, but perhaps their difference in age was would be the biggest obstacle.

He stood there, taking in the little twitches of the younger mechs antenna, the blue optics that stared up at him and tried not to stare out of curiosity at his chest where Rumble was making a fuss in his sleep.

Soundwave patted at the glass humming a small lullaby for a few seconds and his cassete calmed down.

Orion was enthralled by the humming, his optics grew heavy and before either of them caught it he fell smack down onto the counter, the impact immediately waking him up.

Soundwave was waiting for the moment Orion would scream for him to get out and that his kind wasn't safe around here...wouldn't be the first time, stepping back a little he froze, wait there wasn't an ounce of rage coming from him.

"Damn, if I could go to sleep that easy every night I might actually get decent rest, does the little one need small cup of warm energon milk?"

Primus, Orion practically looked starry eyed, not even noticing his nose was trickling energon, out of habit Soundwave pulled out a clean cloth and held his chin gently, wiping it away.

Orions face plate started to heat up, holy Primus the older mech was taking care of him, no it must be habit, he has a sparkling, there is no way a responsible mech like him is going to want to latch onto someone who breaks into the archives and reads history books all night.

Soundwave may have allowed himself to read the younger Bots thoughts and smiled behind the mask.

"By the way you're blushing I assume you're interested...does it not bother you then that I am already a parent?"

Bee was the first to chime in

"Bother him? Not on your life, the other day there were too many sounds and I couldn't take it, he pulls me to the side to the storage room and reads to me! He's like a big brother!"

The yellow Cybertronian realised he might have interupted something important and looked down.

"Sorry, I shouldn't have done that, I didn't embarrass you did I Pax?"

"Why would you embarrass me? I'm just happy I helped."

Orion answered him, placing a hand on his shoulder

Bee's smile was so warm and sweet he hugged him tight and then looked at Soundwave waiting for his order.

That settled it for Soundwave.

"I'll be in the park with my twins this saturday. The one a few streets from here at 1500 hours...you may join us, if our personalites mesh...our next meeting can be a date with just the both of us...does that suit?"

The older Mech however was panicking, did he sound too formal, was that too much to land on him. No, No his sparklings came first and he didn't want to build on something only to be disappointed when the other might decide to dip out because he came as a package deal.

"I would love to."

Orion replied his chin resting in Soundwaves hand like he was a puppy, he realised he'd relaxed a little too much in his hold and stood up straight.

"Sorry about that, so what would you like to order?"

Soundwave on reflex responded

"You."

Internally, Soundwave was screaming.

Bee was currently handing the now tidier Megatron his order had missed the fliratious moment and added

"Sorry we don't make cookies of Orion, but we should, oh they could be blueberry ones and strawberry on the inside! Maybe even lemon?"

"Really loves his job doesn't he."

Soundwave chuckled fondly, thankful for the distraction.

Orion nodded, even though Bee and him barely had an age difference he'd decided Bee was his son now, too precious for this world.

"He really does. Lil guy makes sure everything's set out for me to make the cakes in the morning and he's really good at remembering complicated drink orders."

"Oh, you make the cakes?"

Soundwave was certainly becoming even more interested

"Then I'll take one of each for the office then, I'm sure they will enjoy them to but on one condition."

Bee nearly dropped a glass when he heard the mech say he wanted one of each and immediately started folding up the specialized boxes and placing the order into them.

Orion didn't even know if he could meet the deal and Bee was already packing! Primus, he would have to talk to him about that later.

"So long as you don't expect me to serve you in nothing but my apron I'm sure something can be done."

Soundwave stalled, imagining that and the suggestive tone in Orion's voice didn't help none either.

"No, nothing like that, I simply want to be the first to try your cookie."

Bee snorted

"DUDE how old are you? Do you even know what that means today!"

Soundwave researched it at the speed of light and wanted to die on the spot.

"Bee put your headphones on for a moment."

Bumble bee didn't argue, he didn't know what was going to happen, but he just hoped their wouldn't be too much shouting.

Orion leaned forward both hands on the counter, looking him up and down, you couldn't mistake it for anything other than the fact he was checking him out. Soundwave was used to people looking away, so he may have posed a little to show off his form just a little better

"Clearly from your change in demenour, you understand where my little buddy was coming from now, no ones tried my cookie before, still waiting on that special someone, and I'm not afraid to admit it. But I know what you meant, so what is your flavour preference?"

"Lemon."

They both heard someone clearing their throat at the back of the shop.

Oh yeah...Megatron was still there.

"Not to interupt, but that should be left for after hours, not that I mind, by all means I would be curious to see how this goes, but you never know who may walk in and this romance may end up finishing before it starts."

Soundwave stood to attention, the miner was absolutely right.

Ordering a Lemon cooler he paid for that and the cakes and told Orion he looked forward to seeing him saturday

(Im not good at making choices on this 😩)

Currently at a tie

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Ever scroll through YouTube late at night and then an emotional video comes on and you're like

😭 my feels

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This is just gonna be something small, and something i probably won't finish, but its just to pass the time.

It's a warm sunny day on Cybertron and what the hell let's go for the coffee shop style of things here ;3 Orion is setting out the energon baked goods, think of your favourite coffee shop, most of them have display cases of what you can dine on, menus with paint or chalk on them telling you the menu for that season.

Coming here after a long day or first thing in the morning is the highlight of anyone's week.

Orion however is working because he has to make ends meet, tired of rude customers, of idiots thinking some lewd pickup line would work...and maybe they would, if the mechs were older than him, but they're his age and that just seems so....boring.

Serving apron tied around his waist and stylus behind his ear finial, he sighs and rolls his optics.

"So Bee, you think you can handle another day of rude customers and complicated orders?"

"Yes sir!"

The smaller autobot replied, his joy was infectious and Orion couldn't help but shake his head placing a hand on his shoulder

"You don't need to call me that, just Pax or Orion."

"Yes Mr Pax , I mean Mr Orion....ah slag, Pax, right Pax...I'm just so happy you gave me a job here, everyone else sends me away."

Bee returned nervously, wringing his hands, his little antenna popping out and dipping back in.

Well one of the reasons Pax hadn't sent Bee away was because one...who could, look how adorable he was! Two, he didn't come to the job and immediately think he could get a leg over, in fact he didn't even seem interested, certainly refreshing.

"Don't you worry about it Bee, you've actually helped a lot, times where I get distracted you keep me on my toes, now why don't you get the coffee brewing and-"

The bell jingled at the front of the shop, you know the kinda door that's beautifully framed and made more of glass than metal and let's the sunlight pour in just right over the the counters

"And I'll go see who entered the cafe."

Bee nodded and immediately went and did as he was instructed to.

Orion was fishing his stylus out from behind his ear finial and looking down at his data pad, he'd not seen the three difference mechs who'd come in.

But when he did, the world glowed and he was sure the song

'I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT'

Was playing somewhere, his jaw dropped as he saw a large miner , board shoulders , silver plating and crimson optics, there was still smears of oil and energon dust on him.

Another was a seeker , with beautiful white, blue and red plating, his wings raised high with pride, Orion had to wonder if he was part royalty.

And the third...wow those were rare, it was a Cybertronian with a docking system in his chest. Trying not to stare he noticed that there was definitely a cassette in there, so he had offspring, inside Orion combusted, because CUTE! This one's face was covered by a mask, maybe he was shy, but there was one thing he was sure of.

They were ALL MUCH OLDER THAN HIM.

What he wasn't aware of, they were all appreciating him to.

which one should shoot their shot with Orion?

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I had a weird dream, a lot of it doesn't really matter.

But I dunno why Megatron (tf one) was at the movies but D and Orion were also there at one point something happened ans D landed in the lap of Megatron and he felt a horror in seeing the rage and pain, the darkness in this mechs optics, like it actually focused in on them.

Megatron stares at him before straightening him up

"Don't let your anger overwhelm you kid, you'll lose a lot more than your cool if you do, talk to him, make him listen."

D16 is unsure but he nods and runs off to Orion.

I just wanted to share that part of my dream.

They were watching transformers one.

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Size difference is good!

its their height, i swear. not anything sus...

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Gonna play

TRANSFORMERS DEVASTATION 💖

Offline now

Just gimme a moment to get xbox on

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Fluffs a giant ass pillow.

Anyone wanna just flop out on the transformers sized pillow with me?

Oh and I do have an au I'll mention later, it was gonna be an rp with a friend but then I kinda realised I made the whole plot point so there was nothing for them add in the end and we both just kinda dwindled off.

No ones fault, just happens.

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Until my emotions clear up. There will be no more

Who's had time to think of a plan.

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I guess the closest you get to that is the episode carnage in C minor , 🤔 I think soundwave and galvatron held hands in that episode, but I know for sure at one point the animators messed up bad enough to make soundwave look small and he picks him up, not bridal style , but he was happy his evil plans were going his way.

I wish this happened in G1

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Soundwave's leisure.

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Jesus fuck i did this in 2011

2012

2014

I have more, will post later.