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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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everytime someone talks abt misogyny in fandom and how no one can talk about female characters, there's inevitably some person that goes "yeah every single female character to ever exist are all written terribly and thats why no one focuses on them 💔 such a shame 💔" then you go on their account and their favorite character is a male bg character with 3 speaking lines and they've made like 7 AUs so that man can be shipped with himself
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
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i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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not supposed to be on the table but she looks so polite
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Amazing dominoes structure
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Oh sweet i can get ROCKS and STICKS in my shawarma
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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem
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Acheron in a suit.. Something i designed my self though added elements of her actual outfit into it too!
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buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"
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Building a personality around hating children in public, while also infantilising dogs and wanting them everywhere, is something I will never understand. Better to have the messy passions of human life than cutesy docility and ownership.
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