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squeek there was only one rotty smelly piece of cheese in the whole den and bossy lady was very pleased i found it eeek i live to squeek another day

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how to be very brave

1) open folders 2) make a list of all the flavors of rotten cheese you have hidden in your mouse den 3) bind all the pieces of cheese in some ribbon (only a little moth eaten) 4) cry 5) present to boss and hope you do not get glue trapped 6) clock out

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eep i am going to bee so brave rn squeek

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eep maybe if i wrap this wrotten piece of cheese (invoice) with a lovely ribbon i found (only a little moth eaten) my boss will not squash me squeek

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eep oh god oh christ its almost 2 full months late and i have to send it to my boss give me strength this is a very very very rotten piece of cheese squeek

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squeek i could easily find these stinky invoices now covered in mold and saw dust however unfortunately they are haunted and i am a scaredy creature eep

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i am a little mouse, invoices are pieces of cheese i have hidden for winter however unfortunately they are starting to rot and stink up the place

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squeek secret agent Christina why did you not send me the invoices for an account a month ago :( oh squeekers pls do not let this policy be cancelled eep

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invoices

they gave me a bunch of invoices and i dont even have access to money im supposed to give them to the department that has the money and i did not do that so they asked me to go and look at all the ones ive been hiding in my mouse hole and oh boy there are dead things in there now eep

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oh wow

hi i am a mouse and also they gave me a job and im not super good at it um so this is where i go to scream and cry because i scare my coworkers if i do it in the hallway and they dont want me to hide under my desk any more