I hope everyone is having a fucking day
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song
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The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.
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this is actually so cute, strangers bonding is the best
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Roses are red, that may be true. But violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE
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Me at Applebees trying to drink my 13th bahama mama
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When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go
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People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.
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Lady Gaga picking up a smoothie via a horse, is the definition of extra I aspire to be
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students: *not sticking to the status quo*
the entire cafeteria:
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reblog if ur a fish whore
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sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse
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People who are younger than you but taller
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