what-the-flowers
79K posts
tired nerd. this blog is a mess.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
1M notes
·
View notes
Text
i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
47K notes
·
View notes
Photo
June 21, 1986 in DARK — Adam and Eve’s world were created by H.G. Tannhaus in the origin world.
787 notes
·
View notes
Text
Having a pointless argument about which of us is an outlier here.
#my screen is fine but the back of my phone is cracked??#I never see it because of the case so we’re just pretending it didn’t happen
307 notes
·
View notes
Text
disney sitting on the greatest potential live action remake of all time like a bloated dragon makes me so fuckin mad
do you know how cool Treasure Planet would be as a live action? to see all that gorgeous space rendered as if it were real? to see Long John Silver's biomechanics come to life?
but no. because disney is a coward afraid of the dog/cat mpreg.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more
#one of my lab mates got divorced recently and we celebrated when it got finalized#they’re living their best life now
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max
70K notes
·
View notes
Text
When will my husband (LN 9 of the Apothecary diaries) return from the war (be available from the library)
#it’s been WEEKS and there are still 3 people in line ahead of me#seems like there’s a bunch of us making our ways through the series at the same time#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
196K notes
·
View notes
Note
how do i make men w long hair luv me
men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other
30K notes
·
View notes